Thursday, May 31, 2007

[hindi_jokes] DOLLS but.......Becareful

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[hindi_jokes] Baba Khalid Bengali

 



 


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[hindi_jokes] COLLECTION OF MY SMS...PART - 152



COLLECTION OF MY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. VIKASH..
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**** PART- 152 ****

1) kabhi koi apna anjan ho Jata hai kabhi kisi anjan se pyar ho Jata hai Ye Jaruri nahi ki Jo khushi de usi se pyar ho Dil todne walo pe bi DIL Nisar ho jata
hai...

2) Wo kehte hain ki agar nasib hoga mera, to hum unhe zaroor paayenge, Hum puchte hain unse, agar hum badnaseeb hue to unke bina kaise jeee paayenge.

3) Zakhm jab sine k bahar jayege, Aasu ban kar bikhar jayege, Ye mat puchna kis kis ne dhoka diya, Warna kuch apno k bhi chehre utar jayege!!!!

4) Aakhen khule ho to chahera tumhara ho,Aakhen band ho to sapna tumhara ho,mujhe maut ka dar nahi hoga agar kafan ki jagah sath tumhara ho...

5) Gulshan parast hun mujhko gul hi nahi aziz
Kanto se bhi nibah kiye ja raha hun main
Yu zindagi guzar raha hun tere baghair
Jaise koi gunah kiye ja raha hun main

6) Wada kar lete hai nibhana bhul jate hai,
Lagakar aag bujhana bhul jate hai!
Ye to aadat ho gayi unki,
Rulate hai aor
manana bhul jate hai!!

7) Uski marzi se badi koi jaat nahi hai
Sirf tadbiro ki hi karamaat nahi hai
Sun leta hun sabki kadvi kadi baten
Jawab to hai dost magar halaat nahi hai

8) Intzar k pal bitana mushkil hai, beete hue lamhe wapis lana mushkil hai, Jo 1bar bas jae dil me dhadkan ban ke, woh dost dilse bhulana mushkil hai..

9) Dil dard k sagar me dub gaya, Magar in ankho se roya na gaya, Itna pyar tha is dil me unke liye, Ki uske bagair kabar me bhi soya na gaya..

10) Aankho se barsat hoti hai,jab apki yaad sath hoti hai,jab b busy rahe mera mobile samjh lena apki salamti k liye meri khuda se baat hoti hai..

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

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[hindi_jokes] COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS...PART - 71



COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. VIKASH..
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**** PART- 71 ****

1) Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ? Boy - darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.

2) Q: What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes ??

Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men.

3) Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao..,Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he,Bipasha basu ka nahi!

4) Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai, Kabhi teri to kabhi meri Saheli hai, kharcha karo to bole: "Darling I Love You, na karo to bole: "Brother who r u'

5) Read slowly
u r que tea,
luv lee,
grey ate,
on nest,
at track thief,
cheer fool,
soup pub
and u r my most press yes friend. Housdat!!

6) A man who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.

7) SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai,Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar denge,Ek call roz aap karo baki Misscall hum karenge

8)
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .

9)
Exam"s
are
like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
Questions.
2.Difficult to
Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed.
4.Result is
always
"DOUBTFULL"

10) SANTA : SHADI Premika se mat karna. BANTA: Kyon?? SANTA: Kyoki, shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai aur baad me uska...... ROM ROM ANTIQUE LAGTA HAI.

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

VIKASH..
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

[hindi_jokes] Help Yourself

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[hindi_jokes] ~*~Twinkies and Root Beer~*~

Twinkies and Root Beer
 
A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey.
        
When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was sitting in the park just feeding some pigeons. 
The boy sat down next to him and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed that the man looked hungry, so he offered him a Twinkie.
 
The man gratefully accepted it and smiled at boy. His smile was so pleasant that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered him a root beer.
Again, the man smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but they never said a word.
As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and he got up to leave, but before he had gone more than a few steps, he turned around, ran back to the man, and gave him a hug. The man gave him his biggest smile ever.
When the boy opened the door to his own house a short time later, his mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked him, "What did you do today that made you so happy?
 
"He replied, "I had lunch with God." But before his mother could respond, he added, "You know what? God's got the most beautiful smile I've ever seen!"
 
Meanwhile, the elderly man, also radiant with joy, returned to his home. His son was stunned by the look of peace on his face and he asked," Dad, what did you do today that made you so happy?"
He replied, "I ate Twinkies in the park with God." However, before his son responded, he added," You know, he's much younger than I expected."
 
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. Embrace all equally!
-author unknown
 
Send this to people who have touched your life in a special way. Let them know how important they are. Have lunch with God!
And .......Thanks for touching my life!
 
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[hindi_jokes] Please Read about Cookies and Web Beacons

Sharing what was shared with me......
 
 
If you belong to ANY Yahoo Group - be aware that Yahoo is now using "Web Beacons" to track the Internet navigation of every Yahoo user. It's similar to cookies, but allows Yahoo to record every website And every group you visit -ANYWHERE- on the Internet, even when you're Not connected to Yahoo.
 
To stop this privacy invasive surveillance, go to Yahoo's updated privacy statement at:
 
http://info.yahoo.com/privacy/us/yahoo/details.html
 
 
About half-way down the page, in the section on cookies, you will See a link that says WEB BEACONS.
Looks like this...
 
Cookies
Yahoo! May set and access Yahoo! Cookies on your computer.
Yahoo! Lets other companies that show advertisements on some of our pages set and access their cookies on your computer. Other companies' use of their cookies is subject to their own privacy policies, not this one. Advertisers or other companies do not have access to Yahoo!'s cookies.
Yahoo! Uses web beacons to access Yahoo! Cookies inside and outside our network of web sites and in connection with Yahoo! Products and services.
 
 
Click on the phrase "Web Beacons." On the page that opens, find a paragraph entitled "Outside the Yahoo Network."
 
In that section find a little "Click Here to Opt Out" link that Will let you "opt-out" of their snooping.
Looks like this...
Outside the Yahoo! Network
Yahoo! Uses web beacons to conduct research on behalf of certain partners on their web sites and also for auditing purposes.
Information recorded through these web beacons is used to report anonymous individual and/or aggregate information about Yahoo! Users to our partners. Aggregate information may include demographic and usage information. No personally identifiable information about you is shared with partners from this research.
When conducting research Yahoo!'s practice is to require our partners to di! sclose t he presence of these web beacons on their pages in their privacy policies and state what choices are available to users regarding the collection and use of this information. You may choose to opt-out of Yahoo! Using this information for this research. Please click here to opt-out.
 
 
 
Be careful (!) NOT to click the button shown on the resulting 'You have opted out successfully' Page. It is a "Cancel Opt-out" button that, if clicked, will UNDO the opt-out. Be warned!>
 
 
Important:
 
Yahoo's monitoring -- and your ability to opt-out of it -- is NOT user-specific.
 
It is MACHINE -and- BROWSER specific.
 
*** This means you will have to set the cookie to 'Opt-out' on - Every- computer and -every- browser you use to access Yahoo and the rest of the Internet.
 
 
 
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[hindi_jokes] Artistic Ice Skating ( part-1 )








 
 
 
 
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