Thumak-Thumak Kar Chalti Ho

ek party me ek ladki cold-drink peete hue ja rahee thi.

to ek ladke ne kaha:

thumak-thumak kar chalti ho ,

kya maar dalogi,thodi see drink hame bhi pila do,

kya achaar dalogi.

ladki ne jawaab diya:

thumak-thumak kar chalti hu,

chaal hi aisee hai,ghar jakar maa se bol ,

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,laakh rupaye ki bat thi,

do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo,

keAdha piya aur adha chod diyaYaron

yeh pyaar hai pyaarNahin koi Vim Bar

Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!!

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath

Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;

Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main

"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)

Log ishq karte hain,Bade shor ke saath.Humne bhi kiya,

Bade zor ke saath.Magar ab karenge,Thoda gaur ke saath.

Kyonki kal usko dekha,Kisi aur ke saath. Kaisi Rahi,

kya khayal hai aap sabka is shayari ke baare mein.........

aur agar kisi ne yeh pahle hi padh rakha hai to ...........

aj ke shayar

bhai aj ke shayar and unki shayari ,dono hi
lajawaab hai.main eska ek example deta hu.ek shyaro ki meeting ho rahi thi.bahut
bade-bade shayar aaye hue the.sabse pahle ek saahab stage par gaye,aur suru
kiyakhuda kare haseeno ke baap mar

• jaye,janaze ke bahaane unke ghar ho aaye.ye to aapne sun liya.ab aglamera ghar par aakar tune pyar mujhse kiya,pyar kiya ya yu hi mujhe bahla diya,par ek baat ka to pakka yakeen hai,ki jeans hai tune mera chura liya.aj tak dil churane ki baat hoti thi .ab jeans.iske baad ye saahab aa gaye.ek dusre gaye aur unhone suru kiyakhoon-ye-jigar bahakar hamne rasm-ye-ulfat nibhaee hai,ek bewafa se dil lagakar dil pe chot khaee hai,usae dekh-dekh jite rahe hum phir bhi ab talak yaaro,uth gaya janaja mera jab uske ghar me bajee shanaee hai.es ke baad enhone aur achee-achee shayari pes ki.mujhe aisa laga ki sayad mahfilme rang jam chuka hai.ab ek dusre saahab aye aur kahajani-jani pila de pani,tera bada sabab hoga,kamar ke neeche laga de takiya,tera bistar karaab na hoga.
  
  
  
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  thi jine ki
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  Hi Boss, People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no work... make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... gets promoted That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work I need a PROMOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!