[hindi_jokes] COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS...PART - 71
COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. VIKASH..
vikash029@gmail.
vikash029@yahoo.
**** PART- 71 ****
1) Girl - tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ? Boy - darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha Hun.
2) Q: What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes ??
Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men.
3) Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao..,Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he,Bipasha basu ka nahi!
4) Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai, Kabhi teri to kabhi meri Saheli hai, kharcha karo to bole: "Darling I Love You, na karo to bole: "Brother who r u'
5) Read slowly
u r que tea,
luv lee,
grey ate,
on nest,
at track thief,
cheer fool,
soup pub
and u r my most press yes friend. Housdat!!
6) A man who surrenders when he's WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.
7) SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai,Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar denge,Ek call roz aap karo baki Misscall hum karenge
8)
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .
9)
Exam"s
are
like
GIRL FRIENDS:
1.Too Many
Questions.
2.Difficult to
Understand.
3.More Explanation is Needed.
4.Result is
always
"DOUBTFULL"
10) SANTA : SHADI Premika se mat karna. BANTA: Kyon?? SANTA: Kyoki, shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai aur baad me uska...... ROM ROM ANTIQUE LAGTA HAI.
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
VIKASH..
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vikash029@yahoo.
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