[Hindi_Jokes] NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 179-180-181-182
************ Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath Car me baitha, Driver ne shesha set kiya, Aadmi gusse me bola-"meri biwi ko dekhta hai Piche baith, car main chalauga." ************ Miss call ek andaaj hai aajmane ka, Ek dastak hai unke dar par jinko aadat ************ Ache dost bahut bure kiraayedaar hote hai, Ek to vo aapke dil ko ghar bana lete hai, Aur kabhi kiraya bhi nahi dete, Kabhi kamra khaali bhi nahi karate, Bas hamesha le liye kamare ke maalik ban jaate hai. ************ Agar dena hi tha to pyaar me dhokha dete jaalim, Shaadi karake to ham yu hi tabaah ho gaye. ************ Sitam ko hamne berukhi samajha, Pyaar ko hamne bungadi samajha, Tum chaahe hame jo bhi samajho, Hamne to tumhe apni zindagi samajha. ************ ************ ************ ************ Mohabbat ka paigaam kahate hai gulaab ko, Sabase pehale ham salaam kahate hai aapko, Sharaab ko kharaab mat kahna sanam, Becheni me araam kahate hai sharaab ko. ************ Jaha gaye the khushiyon ke taraane, Mukaddar dekhiye roye vahi par, Hue mandir se gaayab jute hamaare, Jaha se paaye the khoye vahi par. ************ Dil ka dard kisi ko dikha na sake, Jo dil me tha vo kisi ko bata na sake, Kiye the jawaani me ladkiyo par jo kharche, Unke bill budape tak chuka na sake. ************ Chand taaro se bhari raat bhali lagti hai, Phool patton ki mulakaat bhali lagti hai, Jo baat hothon par na aa paaye kabhi, Vo baat SMS se karni bhali lagti hai. ************ ************ ************ Paise se gadi kharidi ja sakti hai magar samay nahi, Insaan kharida ja sakta hai magar pyaar nahi, Isaliye aap apna sara paisa mujhe de do. ************ Teri dosti ne bahut kuch sikha diya, Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya, Karzdaar hu main khuda ka jisne, Mujhe tere jaise dost se mila diya. ************ Dost hi dost ka saath diya karte hai, Dost hi dost ko gam diya karte hai, Zindagi me kuchpal aise bhi aate hai, Jab dost hi dost ko badnaam kiya karate hai. ************ Yu hi to khoobsurat hai dosti ka nata, Jo bina shart ke jiya jata hai, Dost to harpal dil me basaya jata hai. ************ Socha tha ki chod denge is raah ko, Par aai mohale me doosri aa gayi. ************ ************ ************ Tum bhula nahi sakoge kabhi mere pyaar ko, Mere chumbano ko aur mere hotho ki pukaar ko, Meri ungaliyo ne jo gazal tumhaare badan par likhi thi, Ab use padh-padh kar tarsoge tum mere deedaar ko. ************ Daali se patte yu hi gira nahi karate, Bichad ke log zyada jiya nahi karate. Varna purane SMS baar-baar ham pada nahi karate. ************ Thokar na maarna mujhe bekaar samajh kar, Seene se laga dena mujhe yaar samajhkar, Raahi ko samajhane me kahi bhool na karna, Hamne tumhe chaha hai samajhdaar samajhkar. ************ Ehasaas se banta hai vishvaas, Aur rishte se banta hai koi aap jaisa khaas. ************ Jaise taraano ke saath aakash hai, Vaise hi sachhi dosti ke saath vishvaas hai, Dil ki najaaro se dekhoge agar, ************
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