[Hindi_Jokes] NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 175
************ Aap bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kareeb ho, Na milate ho, na SMS karate ho, Kya mujhse bhi jyada gareeb ho...? ************ Asali bahaduri vo hai-jab tu der raat tak Sharab peekar ghar jao, tumhaari biwi tumhaare Liye jhaadu lekar khadi ho aur Tum kaho,"Darling, tum abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho?" ************ Koi doosra tip na de to vo kanjoos hai, Aur agar aap tip na de to aap paise ki ************ Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu... ************ Jo tum ko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge, Tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge, Kyonki...kyonki. ************ ************ ************ Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha, Parchaai ko aakaar samajh baitha, Main uska pyaar samajh baitha. ************ Kisi par marta hai, kisi par rota hai, Saala is dil ka hi chakkar hai, ************ Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon Thoda sa aur socho...socho. Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai, ************ Har aashiq de deta hai apna dil, Haseeno ki adaaye hoti hai aisi kaatil, Har pal aapko SMS kare yahi chaahe mera dil, Par ghabrata hu na jaane kitna aa jaaye mobile ka bill. ************ Mere sapano me tum meri zindagi ho... Aur meri zindagi me tum mera sapna ho. ************ ************ ************ Is dharti par aap ki hukumat samajh aai, Dharti par bhejna khuda ka ek bahana tha, Kyonki raawan ke baad kisi ko to aana tha. ************ Kitna chaahte hai tumhe ye bataye kaise? Hamari deewangi dikhalaye kaise? Dosti hamaari aasmaan se bhi badi hai, Is chote-se SMS se samajhaaye kaise...? ************ Dastak di kisi ne aur kaha khushiya lekar aaya hu, Inbox chota na pad jaaye, itani duaye laya hu, Naam bhi hai mera SMS kisi ka paigaam Lekar aapko 'miss yu' kahane aaya hu. ************ Nadiyo se kinaare choot jaate hai, Aasmaan se taare toot jaate hai, Zindagi ki raaho me aksar aisa hota hai, Log vahi par susu kar jaate hai. ************ Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chod do." Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chod do." Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chod do." Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chod do." Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe ************ ************ ************ Vo baat ye hai ki kitana bura lagta hai jab koi Aur kitna achha lagta hai jab koi us message, Ko padane ke liye do minute kharaab kar deta hai. ************ kadam-kadam par hawa ki aahat ka dhyaan rakhna, Mushkil samay me bhi dosto ko yaad rakhna, Hamaari yaado ki khushboo jaroor aayegi, Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna. ************ ************ Ishq ke parwaane to har jagah milate hai, Ishq ke deewaane to har jagah milate hai, Lekeen jo sachmuch farmaate hai ishq, Vo to sirf paagalkhaane me milate hai. ************ Kutte shaadi kyon nahi karate...? Kyonki vo to pahale hi kutte ki zindagee ************
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