Tuesday, May 12, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] GANESH KUMBLE AUR UNKE DOSTON KE AAP KO KHUSH KAR DENE WALE CHUTKULE-9



GANESH KUMBLE AUR UNKE DOSTON KE AAP KO KHUSH KAR DENE WALE CHUTKULE-9

 

hi friends i hope you will like this collection of jokes.

i am also waiting to see you in my email

 

ganeshkumble101@gmail.com

 

funny jokes in hindi language

 

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GANESH KUMBLE AUR UNKE DOSTON KE AAP KO KHUSH KAR DENE WALE CHUTKULE-9

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bAlak rotA huA ghar pahuNcha to mAA ne rone kA kAraN pUChHa.

bAlak-"mAA muJHe sHCHOOl me sajA milI hai."

mAA-"kyU? kyA kiyA thA tumane?"

bAlak-"maine TEAchEr ke prashn kA uttar ekdam Thik diyA thA."

mAA-"achChA.... magar is par to unhe khush honA chAhie thA

kyA uttar diyA thA tumane?"

bAlak- "unhone pUCHha thA ki merI darAj me marA huA chuhA

kisane rakhA. maine batA diyA,bUs."

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ek AdamI apni bIvI aur sAs ke sAth shikAr par nikalA huA thA.

ilAkA AISA thA ki rAt ko unhe tambu me rahEnA paDatA thA.

ek rAt ko vo apane tambu me sone kI taiyArI kar rahA thA ki

uskI bIvI dauDatI huI karIb pahuchI aur AtaNkit swar me chillAI-

"mUmmY ke tambU me sher ghus AAyA hai.jaldI chalake use bachAo."

"mai kyU bachAU?" uttar milA-sher ne khud paNgA liyA hai.

ab vo khud hI bachayegA apane Apako."

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ek bAr do makhiyAN FIlm dekhkar lauT rahI thI. uname se ek ne

kahA- "AAj garmI bahut jyAdA hai.uDane ko man hI nahI kar rahA hai."

dusarI ne kahA -"koI bAt nahI.ek kuttA kar lete hai."

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ek vyaktI ne apanI DAyarI me likhA-"is samay saNsAr ke

sAmane ek udAharaN dene yogyA iNsAn hUM mai.na CigarATE

pItA huN, aur nA hI sharAb ko hAth lagAtA hu.roj ThIk AATh

baje so jAtA huN aur suraj nikalane se pahale hI jAAg jAtA hu.

samay par khAtA hu apanA kAAm Thik DANg se karatA hu.

magar shAyad kal ke bAd merI yEh sab bAte kAyam na rah sakegI,

kyoNki kal mai jel se ChHoD diyA jAUNgA."

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FRIENDS AAP KE PASS BE ACHE ACHE JOKES YA CHUTKULE HO

TO HUME JARUR LIKHE.HAMARA PATA HAI

gANESHKUMBLE101@GMAIL.COM

 

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