Raghubar's Life: [Hindi_Jokes] AAP KO HASANE WALE GANESH KUMBLE KE HINDI JOKES

AAP KO HASANE KE LIE GANESH KUMBLE

LAYE HAI FUNNY HINDI JOKES

TEACHER NE MONU SE KAHA-

"MONU, IS BAR TUMHE 80% ANK LANE HAI."

MONU BOLA- "SIR, IS BAAR MAI 80% NAHI 100%

ANK LAUNGA."

TEACHER BADA HAIRAN HUA- "TUM KYO

MAJAK KAR RAHE HO."

MONU NE KAHA- "PAHLE MAJAK SHURU

KISNE KIYA THA ?"

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TEACHER NE MONTU SE PUCHHA-

"MONTU TUM AAJ PHIR SCHOOL LATE AAYE HO.

KAB UTHTE HO?"

MONTU NE JAWAB DIYA- "JI, SONE KE BAAD."

SHERU UNCLE NE ARPITA SE KAHA -

"ARPITA AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA."

ARPITA NE KAHA- "UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE

DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI

MAJA AATA."

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EK VYAKTI NE EK BACHCHE SE PUCHHA-

"KYO MUNNE, TUMHARI MATAJI ITNI MASHAHUR

HEROIN HOKAR HER DIN APNE PATI SE LADTI

RAHTI HAI.

MAI TUMHARE PITAJI SE MILANA CHAHTA HU,

KYA NAAM HAI UNKA?"

BACHCHA BOLA- "MAI KYA JANU, ISI BAAT PAR

DONO JAGDATE RAHTE HAI."

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EK AADAMI HAKLA THA.

KISI NE USASE PUCHHA- "KYA AAP HAKLATE HAI?"

"JI NAHI, SIRF BOLTE WAQT."

HAKLE NE JAWAB DIYA.

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DOCTOR NE MARIJ SE PUCHHA-

"AAPKO KYA SHIKAYAT HAI?"

MARIJ NE BATAYA- "DOCTOR SAHAB,

MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI."

DOCTOR NE SUJAV DIYA- "TO AAP AISA KIYA KIJIYE,

PAHLE SO LIYA KIJIYE AUR PHIR KHANA KHAYA KIJIYE."

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EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI

DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA-

"MAI KUCHH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA -

AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI

KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,

JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA

THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?"

DUSRA DOST BOLA- "YAHI KI SHAYAD USE

TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA."

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EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER

KI HALKI SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.

WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA 

"KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?"

"KYA KARU.... PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI....

ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?"

SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.

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PREMI NE PREMIKA SE VIVAH KI

ANUMATI MANGI.

PREMIKA NE PUCHHA- "OH, KYA TUMNE

YE SHABD PAHLE BHI KISI LADKI SE KAHE THE?"

PREMI BOLA- "TUMHARA MATALAB HAI KI

PAHLI BAAR HI SUNDAR DHANG SE KAH

SAKTA HU?"

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ADYAPAK NE KAHA-

"SURESH, SIDDH KARO KI VASTU

GARMI PAKAR FAILATI HAI?"

SURESH NE JAWAB DIYA-

"GARMIYO ME CHHUTTIYA FAILKAR DO

MAAS KI TATHA SARDIYO ME SIKUD KAR

SIRF DAS DIN KI RAH JATI HAI.

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BETE NE MAA SE PUCHHA-

"MUMMY, HAMARA BAHAR WALA

FULDHAN AGAR KOI TOD DE

TO TUM KYA KAROGI?"

MUMMY NE KAHA - "MAI US

HARAMJADE KI HADDIYA TOD DUNGI.

BETA BOLA - "TO TAIYAR HO JAO.

PAPA PHULDAAN TODKAR HI AA RAHE HAI."

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SUBHASH NE PUCHHA-

"TUM MERI BAAT SUNOGE?"

DINESH NE KAHA - "KYO NAHI,

BASART WAH LEN - DEN KI NA HO."

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TEACHER- "EK BACHCHA MEJ KE

UPAR BAITHA HAI AUR DO BACHCHE

MEJ KE NICHE.

BATAO KUL KITNE BACHCHE HAI?"

CHHATRA- "JI, 1 BATA 2"

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TEACHER- "YADI KISI KA JANM 1900

ME HUA HO TO USKI AAYU KYA HOGI?"

CHHATRA- "PAHLE YAH BATAIYE KI

WAH MARD HAI YA AURAT?"

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SHAHRUKH KHAN KA BAHUWACHAN KYA HAI?'

"ICICI BANK."

"KAISE?"

SHAHRUKH KAHTE HAI - "MAI HU NA."

ICICI BANK KAHTA HAI - "HAM HAI NA."

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PREMIKA- "PRIYE ! HUM DONO KI

JINDGI ME AAJ KA DIN SABSE JYADA

KHUSHI KA DIN HAI."

PREMI- "PAR HAMARI SHADI

TO KAL HO RAHI HAI."

PREMIKA- "ISILIYE TO KAH RAHI HU."

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MAKE-UP ME LIPI-PUTI MAHILA KO

DEKHKAR BHIKHARI NE KAHA-

MADAM, 4 DIN SE MAINE KUCH

NAHI KHAYA HAI."

MAHILA NE BADE GAUR SE

USE DEKHA AUR BOLI-

"GAJAB KI WILL POWER HAI TUMHARI.

MAI TO DIATING KE LIYE BHI

BHUKHI NAHI RAH PATI."

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CHAPRASI- "SAHAB, AAPKE JIGARI

DOST KA PHONE AAYA THA."

SAHAB- "TUMNE KAISE JANA KI

WAH MERA JIGARI DOST HI HAI?"

CHAPRASI- "SAHAB, USNE KAHA

THA KI JARA DEKHO TO OFFICE

ME WAH BEVKUPH AAYA HAI YAA NAHI?"

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TEACHER- SCHOOL KA HOMEWORK

JISNE NAHI KIYA HAI, WAH SAJA

PANE KE LIYE TAIYAR HO JAO."

EK CHHATRA- "SAR, KYA KISI KO AISE

KAAM KE LIYE SAJA DI JA SAKTI HAI,

JO USNE KIYA HI NAHI HO?"

AAP KO HASANE KE LIE GANESH KUMBLE

LAYE HAI FUNNY HINDI JOKES

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