Wednesday, June 04, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] DO YOU KNOW?

DO YOU KNOW?

·    Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.



 




·    Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.



 




·    The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.



 




·    The electric chair was invented by a dentist.



 




·    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to Squirt blood 30 feet.



 




·     Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear By 700 times.



 




·    Ants don't sleep.



 




·    Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.



 




·    A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.



 




·    The mouse is the most common mammal in the US.



 




·    A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.



 




·    A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.



 




·    The Canary Islands were not named for a bird called a canary. They were named after a breed of large dogs. The Latin name was Canariae insulae - "Island of Dogs."



 




·    There are 701 types of pure breed dogs.



 




·     A polecat is not a cat. It is a nocturnal European weasel.



 




·    The animal responsible for the most human deaths world-wide is the mosquito.



 




·    The biggest pig in recorded history was Big Boy of Black Mountain, North Carolina, who was weighed at 1,904 pounds in 1939.



 




·    Cats respond most readily to names that end in an "ee" sound.



 




·     A cat cannot see directly under its nose. This is why the cat cannot seem to find tidbits on the floor.



 




·     Pigs, walruses and light-colored horses can be sunburned.



 




·    Snakes are immune to their own poison.



 




·    An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.



 




·    Cats have more than one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.



 




·    The biggest member of the cat family is the male lion, which weighs 528 pounds (240 kilograms).



 




·    Most lipstick contains fish scales.



 




·    Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.



 




·    Each day in the US, animal shelters are forced to destroy 30,000 dogs and cats.



 




·    A shrimp's heart is in their head.



 




·    A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.



 




·    A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.  



 




·    The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.



 




·    A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.



 




·    It may take longer than two days for a chick to break out of its shell.



 




·    Dragonflies are one of the fastest insects, flying 50 to 60 mph.



 




·    Despite man's fear and hatred of the wolf, it has not ever been proved that a non-rabid wolf ever attacked a human.



 




·    There are more than 100 million dogs and cats in the United States.



 




·    Americans spend more than 5.4 billion dollars on their pets each year.



 




·    Cat's urine glows under a black light.



 




·    The largest cockroach on record is one measured at 3.81 inches in length.



 




·    It is estimated that a single toad may catch and eat as many as 10,000 insects in the course of a summer.



 




·   Amphibians eyes come in a variety shapes and sizes. Some even have square or heart-shaped pupils.



 




·    It would require an average of 18 hummingbirds to weigh in at 1 ounce.



 




·    Dogs that do not tolerate small children well are the St. Bernard, the Old English sheep dog, the Alaskan malamute, the bull terrier, and the toy poodle.



 




·    Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of earth in a day.



 




·    Howler monkeys are the noisiest land animals. Their calls can be heard over 2 miles away.



 




·    A quarter of the horses in the US died of a vast virus epidemic in 1872.



 




·    The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour.






.    There is no single cat called the panther. The name is commonly applied to the leopard, but it is also used to refer to the puma and the jaguar. A black panther is really a black leopard. A capon is a castrated rooster.



 




·    The world's largest rodent is the Capybara. An Amazon water hog that looks like a guinea pig, it can weigh more than 100 pounds.



 




·     The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.



 




·    The hummingbird, the loon, the swift, the kingfisher, and the grebe are all birds that cannot walk.



 




·    The poisonous copperhead snake smells like fresh cut cucumbers.



 




·    A chameleon's tongue is twice the length of its body.



 




·    Worker ants may live seven years and the queen may live as long as 15 years.



 




·    The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.



 




·    Cheetahs make a chirping sound that is much like a bird's chirp or a dog's yelp. The sound is so an intense, it can be heard a mile away.



 




·    The underside of a horse's hoof is called a frog. The frog peels off several times a year with new growth.



 




·    The bloodhound is the only animal whose evidence is admissible in an American court. 98% of brown bears in the United States are in Alaska.



 




·    Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.  



 




·     The Barbie doll has more than 80 careers.



 




·    To make one pound of whole milk cheese, 10 pounds of whole milk is needed.



 




·    99% of pumpkins that are sold for decoration.



 




·    Every 30 seconds a house fire doubles in size.



 




·    The month of December is the most popular month for weddings in the Philippines.



 




·    A one ounce milk chocolate bar has 6 mg of caffeine.



 




·    Carbon monoxide can kill a person in less than 15 minutes.



 




·    The largest ever hailstone weighed over 1kg and fell in Bangladesh in 1986.



 




·    Ants can live up to 16 years.



 




·    In Belgium, there is a museum that is just for strawberries.



 




·    The sense of smell of an ant is just as good as a dog's.  



 




·    Popped popcorn should be stored in the freezer or refrigerator as this way it can stay crunchy for up to three weeks.



 




·    Coca-Cola was originally green.



 




·    The most common name in the world is Mohammed.



 




·    The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.



 




·    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



 




·    TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.



 




·    Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!



 




·    You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.



 




·    It is impossible to lick your elbow.



 




·    People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.



 




·     It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.



 




·    The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest



 




·    tongue twister in the English language.



 




·    If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.



 




·    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.




Spades - King David



Clubs - Alexander the Great,



Hearts - Charlemagne



Diamonds - Julius Caesar.



 




·    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321



 




·    If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.



 




·    What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?  Ans. - All invented by women.





.    Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?  Ans. - HoneY.





.    A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.





.    A snail can sleep for three years.  





.    All polar bears are left handed.



 



·    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.



 




·    Butterflies taste with their feet.



 




·    Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.



 




·    In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.



 




·    On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.



 




·    The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.



 




·    Most lipstick contains fish scales.



 




·    Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.



 




·    Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.



 




·    A baby bat is called a pup.



 




·    German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.



 




·    A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.



 




·    It takes 35 to 65 minks to produce the average mink coat. The numbers for other types of fur coats are: beaver - 15; fox - 15 to 25; ermine - 150; chinchilla - 60 to 100.

 

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