[Hindi_Jokes] TWO JOKES
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:
"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"
doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na?????????"
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do dost the. ek garib ek aamir the. jab bhi kehi ghumne jana hota ho to garib dost ne aamir dost ka shirt pehen kar jata. magar aamir dost ka maan mein kuch hota hai aur bato bato mein dushro ko kehne lagta hai, " mere dost ne jo shirt pehenkar aiya hai na woh mera shirt hai."
garib dost ko aise bato mein zora apman mehsoos hota aur woh aamir dost ko kehta, "yaar, tere ko woh tera shirt hai, yeh sab bolne ka kya zaroori thi?"
aamir dost ne bola,"thik hai aisa nahi baloonga."
phir aagle ek din jab dono dost ne ghumne giya, phir garib dost ne aamir dost ka shirt pehen kar giya. ghumne wala jagah pahunch ne ke baad, aamir dost ke maan mein phir se kuch kehne ko dil aiya apni shirt ke bari mein, to ushne bato bato mein bolne laga, "mera dost jo shirt pehen kar aiya hai na woh mera nahi hai"
phir garib dost ko ghuchha aiya. aur bolne laga,"kya zaroori thi ki jo main shirt pehen kar giya woh tera shirt nahi hai bolne ke liye." phir aamir dost ne kaha,"thik hai aisa nahi kahoonga"
aur aagle ek din jab dono dost ghumne ke liye giya wohi phir garib dost ne aamir dost ka shirt pehen liya aur gantabya sthan pahunch kar, aamir dost ka maan mein phir wohi kheyal aiya. ush din aamir dost ne bao bato mein suru kiya,
"woh jo shirt mere dost pehen kar aiya hai na ushka bari mein aaj main kuch bhi nahi kahoonga."
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