[Hindi_Jokes] EK LAMBI JOKES (WHEN LUCK FAVOURS YOU THE CHANCES YOU CAN SUCCEED)
ek gaon mein ek budha aur budhi dampati tha. ek din dono ka bahut jagra ho gaya. to budha ne budhi ko bola "mein kaam dhanda dhunne ke liye yeh rajya se bahar ja raha hoon." to budhi ne ghuchhe ghuchhe mein budha ko kuch khane pine ka saman bandh di aur budha ko marne ke liye ush khane mein zahar mila di.
chalte chalte bhudha ko sandaas(Latrine) jane ko ho gaya. Budha ne woh khane pine ki saman ko zheel ki kinare rakh kar thore door sandaas ke liye chala gaya. ushi waqt ek jungli hathi jo ki ush ilaaka mein apni utpat se hahakar macha rakha tha; ah gaya aur budha ka zahrile khana kha kar mar gaya. budha ne sandaas se ah kar dekha hathi ushka khana kha kar mara para hua hai. budha ko bahut ghuchha aiya aur mara hua hathi ko ushka mitti-pani se gili pao se do lath zor diya. ushi waqt udhar se gujarne wale logo ne dekha ki hahakar machane wale hathi ko woh budha ne do hi lath se mar dala aur ushki praman, hathi ke upar budha ka pao ka nishani sukha hua mitti laga hua hai. budha ka itna danka baaj giya ki ushki gunj ush rajya ka raja ka kano tak pahuch gaya. to raja ne ushe bula liya aur bahut sare dhan-daulat, heera moti de kar rajya ka ek ganya manya vyakti ke tor par ginti suru kar diya
ek var padosi rajya se khabar aiya ki wohe budha ka rajya ke upaar aakraman karnewale hai. To raja ne budha ko bulaya aur basne ke liya budha ko ladne ko kaha. budha ab fas gaya.
jaise hi ladai ka din aiya budha ne unshi unshi heel wala joota pehen liya. apni sharir mein bahut sare kapra mod kar (wrap) dekhne ke liya bahut hi pahalwan jaise kar diya aur ushke upaar visesh rup se silaiya dua poshak pehen kar super natural human ban gaya. jaise hi budha ne talwar hilaiwa padosi rajya ke sipahi ke hosh ud gaye aur wohe bhag khade hue.
to ishi prakar ushi din bhi budha ne apni raja ko sankat se bacha liya. Budha ka aur naam ho gaya aur wohe pradhan sena pati pana diya giya.
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