[Hindi_Jokes] MEMBERS LOGO KE PYARE PYARE SMS - 3
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hi i am vikas
na kabhi chaoo kisi aise ko jo tumahar sapna ho,
hamesa pyaar usi se karo jo tumhara apna ho
kyoki
sapne sach ho gaye aisea kabhi hota nahi,
sapna tutne par aanko main aansu hi aansu hote hai,
lakin jiske liye aansu bahey use kuth hota nahi
wa kuda tuney bhi ye kya mohbbat bani,
tuney hame to pyaar karna siklaya,
lakin unhey itna bedard kyo banaya
From: "vikas kumar" <vickyforyou7@
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Kiss is not
[Wink] Kiss is not like Nokia,Connecting People,
Kiss is not like Nike,Just Do It.,,,,,,,,,
Kiss is not like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,
I think Kiss is like Pan Parag,Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga. [Big Grin]
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Shaadi ke pehle
[Smile] Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge.. [Big Grin]
[Smile] Nikaah ke pehle - chal chayya chayya,
Nikaah ke baad - ah aab laut chale... [Big Grin]
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Hamera Boss
[Smile] Hamera Boss Gayaa Rangoon,,,,,,,
Wahaan se kiya hai Mobile phone,
Ke Software Crash hota hai,,,,,,,
Aur custmar jor se rota hai....... [Smile]
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Yeh Zaruri Nahi
Yeh Zaruri Nahi Ke
Har Kissi Ka Koi Sahara Ho
Ki Jisse Hum Pyar Kare
Usse Bhi Hum Se Pyar Ho
Kuch Kashtiya Toh Samundar Mein Hi Doub Jati Hai
Yeh Zaruri Nahi Ke
Har Kashti Ka Koi Kinara Ho
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Naa sawaal ban ke
Naa sawaal ban ke mila karo,
Naa jawaab ban ke mila karo,
Meri zindagi mera khwaab hai,
Mujhe khwaab ban ke mila karo.
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Ek ladka
1 ladka tha deewana sa mobile le k ghumta tha,
nazre zukake sharmake mobil me kuchh karta tha,
jab bhi milta tha mujse puchha karta tha yeh chalu kaise hota hai.!
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Itni mohabbhat hai
Itni mohabbhat hai mere dil mai aapke liye........
ke ye kabhi kam na hone payegi......
Jis din jayenge is duniya se..........
Us din mout bhi aansu bhaegi......
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Dilruba Nahi Milti
Dard Mil Jata Hai
Dawah nahi Milti
Dil Ko Yeh Gum Hai
Usse Dilruba Nahi Milti
Dhunda Chiraag Leke
Humne Bahut Magar
Dil Ko Jo Ghayal Kar De
Aaysi Dilkash Nahi Milti
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Tum Hi To Ho
[Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)] When i was sad,
U were there,
When i was crying,
U were there,
When i was unhappy,
U were there,
NOW I Have UNDERSTOOD . . . . .
ki SARE FASAD KI JAD TO TUM HO. [Stick Out Tongue] [Stick Out Tongue] [Big Grin]
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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search a friend
Aaj fir aapka sms nahi aaya,
Fir tamanna ka ful murzaya,
Na jane kin galio me kho gaye aap,
Me to police station se pagal khane tak dhund aaya
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Coffe ke cup se
[Smile] coffe ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri coffe thandi ho jaati hai. [Smile]
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Zara gaaur se
[Big Grin] Zara gaaur se padiyega....
[Smile] Aasmaan pe jitne taare hai,
Aakhon me jitne ishare hai,
Samander ke jitne kinare hai,
Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hai.. [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Hasrate dil me dabane se kya faaida
Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
Naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
Hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
Apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
Asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
Chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Aapko Zindagi Mana Hai
Humne to aapko zindagi mana hai,
Aapki har saans ko bandagi mana hai,
Khuda kare ki salamat rahe aap sada,
Kyuki aapki har saans ko humne apni saans mana hai….
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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wife & husband
Wife jab tum desi pite ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho,
Jab WHISKY pite ho to Darling kehte ho,
Aaj kya peekar aaye ho ?
Husband : Aaj mai hosh me hu !
From: TARUNESH CHIKATE <babuchikate@
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Gul gai Gulshan gai, Gul gai gulshan gai
Gai Hontho ki Lali.
Ab to Pichha chhod de tu ho gai Bachhowali
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Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,
Kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko,
twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.
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DALI DALI SARI DUNIYA DEKH DALI
DALI DALI SARI DUNIYA DEKH DALI
HAMNE JIS DALI PE NAZAR DALI USE MALI NE KAT DALI
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Mujy izat say DAFNA dayna
Martay waqat ik ghont PEPSI pila dayna
Main Taj-Mehal ni mangta Yaro
Bus meri Qaber per.......
IK GIRLS HOSTEL BANA DAYNA
From: "SALMAN" <salman0204@gmail.
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Suraj takta hoga sitare machalte honge
tuze dekhkar mausam bhi jalte honge
teri kashish tere surat ki jadugiri
tuze sochkar pathar bhi pighalte honge
har ghadi har lamha tera intazar karte honge
mere jaise kai tujpe marte honge
From: Pankaj Ruhela <pankaj_ruhela@
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Sardar selling perachute :Plan se kudo button dabaao aur aap zameen
per safely land....?
Customer :Agar parachut na khula to ?
Sardar :Oh Ji Paise wapas....... samjhe
From: Pankaj Ruhela <pankaj_ruhela@
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Kuch tum main wo baat hai
Jo aur kisi main nahi
Jamene bar ko dekha
Par tum sa nahi
From: Pankaj Ruhela <pankaj_ruhela@
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Tere wo sharmna
Teri wo najakat
Dil ko jo chhon le
Honto se nikhli wo baat hai
From: Pankaj Ruhela <pankaj_ruhela@
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Kahna main chata hoon ke
Tum bina nahi jiya jata
Ankho main chamak honto main hansi
Phir bhee khus nahi raa jata
From: Pankaj Ruhela <pankaj_ruhela@
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Kab meri jindgi main aaogi
Kab meri kahlaogi
Ab tum hee kah do
Saans ye ruk naa jaye
Aas na ye tut jaaye
Tera diwana sirf tumko hee chaye
From: Pankaj Ruhela <pankaj_ruhela@
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Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai,
par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
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1 pagal gusy main;
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa......
mita dungaa......
dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahah
main tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;)
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Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya,
Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya
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Aur bhi bahut kuchh kah chuke hai hum dil lagane ke bad
ye bataya hamare doston ne humein ishq farmane ke bad
isliye ghar ka ek ek kona cheq karta hoon mein
ek uske aane ke pahle aur ek uske jaane ke baad
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Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us
ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun "Sa Law" kehta hai?
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