Raghubar's Life: [Hindi_Jokes] just fred

A local law enforcement officer stopped a car traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

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Since he was in a good mood that day,

he decided to give the poor fellow a break and just write him a warning instead of a ticket.

So he asked the man his name.

"Fred," he replied.

"Fred what?" the officer asked.

"Just Fred," the man responded.

When the officer pressed him for a last name,

the man told him that he used to have a last name but he had lost it.

The officer thought he had a nut case on his hands and played along with it.

"Tell me Fred, how did you loose your last name?"

The man replies, It's a long story so please stay with me.

I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name.

The kids used to tease me all the time.

So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.

When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.

I went through college, medical school, internship, residency,

and finally got my degree

so I was finally Fred Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school.

Dentistry was my dream.

Got all the way through school, got my degree

so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry and started fooling around with my assistant.

She gave me VD.

So,

I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD

so they took my DDS

so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD.

Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS

because of the VD,

so they took away my MD

leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

Then the VD took away my dingaling

so now I'm "Just Fred."

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