[Hindi_Jokes] AISA BHI NAHI HAI KAY I DONT LIKE YOUR FACE......

  

AISA BHI NAHI HAI KAY

 

Aisa bhi nahi hai kay

I don't like your face…
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space...

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown…
Jane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down...

Jab se meri zindagi mein
aayi hai ik female…
Bhool gaya hai sab kuch
kya mailbox, kya e-mail...

Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon…
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon...

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya…
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya...

Kal jab mile the
to dil mein hua ek sound…
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found...

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain...
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain...

 

 

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