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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply -
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: Bhaiyo aur Behnoo, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi k hum ko America mein naukri mil gayee hay. Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued... Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter phar kar sunaoon gaa - par letter angreeze main hay is liye.
(Translation) ... Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya, You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho. our requirement ---- humko zaroorat hai. Please do not send any furthur correspondance ---- Letter vetter bhaij ne ka koouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai. shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jaye gi. Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates ---- Bilva.
On Sun, 17 Feb 2008 naseer zubair wrote :
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>10 ways to stop all those irritating calls... Must read too good
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>1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.
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>Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if
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>3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.
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>them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure.
>Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.
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>5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.
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>6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!
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>7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.
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>If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you
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>9.Cry out in surprise,
>"Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?"
>When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This
>works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.
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>10.Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the ICICI call center number.
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