Re: [Hindi_Jokes] ping pong ball

 
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply -

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates.
Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: Bhaiyo aur Behnoo, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi k hum ko America mein naukri mil gayee hay. Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued... Ab main aap sab ko apna appointment letter phar kar sunaoon gaa - par letter angreeze main hay – is liye.
(Translation) ... Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya, You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho. our requirement ---- humko zaroorat hai. Please do not send any furthur correspondance ---- Letter vetter bhaij ne ka koouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai. shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jaye gi. Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates ---- Bilva.

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>-- One man got a child ..... .... .... ..... .... .... 1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you? .... .... ..... .... child said ping pong ball .... .... .... .... 2'nd b'day- father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... 3rd b'day father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... .... ..... ..... 4th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .....  .... .... 5th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... 6thb'day father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... ..... .... ..... .... ........................................................................... ........ .................................. 24th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball .... ..... .... .... ..... .... he got married wife-what do u want? husband-ping pong ball  .... .... .... ..... 25th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... ..... .... .... .... 26th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... .... 27th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... .... ..... ........................................................................... ........ ........................................................................ his kids become 15 yrs old .... .... ..... ....  40th bday kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball .... .... ...... .... .... 41st b'day kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball .... .... .... ..... .... .... 42nd bday kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... ..... ........................................................................... ........ ........................................................................... ....... 79th b'day kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball .... .... ..... .... ........................................................................... ........ ..................................................................  time for his death all ppl from whom he took ping pong ball (like his wife,kids and all others) Came to him and asked Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time ? .... .... ..... he said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you .. ..... ..... ..... then those ppl gave him a ping pong ball .... ...... ..... .... .... he said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell .... .... ..... .... .... ..... ....  ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....  .... .... .... last time he is about to die everyone reached him and asked tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always? he said. ..... .... ..... .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....  ....  .... .... .... .... I need a ping pong ball on my every b'day because .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ..... .... ..... .... .... ..... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... and he died    L what a tragedy!  what a tragedy!!!
>Hmmmmmmmmm why should I alone suffer, that's why I forwarded this mail to all of you.
>Thnx N Best Rgds/-
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