Raghubar's Life: [Hindi_Jokes] Numbers!

Sonny is getting along in years and finds
That he is unable to perform
In bed. He finally goes to his doctor,
Who tries a few things but
Nothing seems to work. So the doctor
Refers him to an American Indian
Medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this."
That said, he throws a white powder in a flame,
And there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful medicine.
You can only use it once a
Year. All you have to do is say '123'
And it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
Sonny then asks, what happens when it's over,
And I don't want to continue?"
The medicine man replies: "All you or your
Wife has to say is 1234, and
It will go down. But, be warned...
It will not work again for another year!"
Sonny rushes home, eager to tryout his new powers and prowess.
That night he is ready to surprise Merle.
He showers, shaves, and
Puts onis most exotic shaving lotion.
He gets into bed, and lying
Next to her says, "123."
He suddenly becomes more aroused than
Anytime in his life, just as the medicine man had promised.
Merle, who had been facing away, turns over and asks,
"What did you say 123 for?"
And that, my friends, is why you should
NEVER end a sentence with a preposition!!!