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Little Johnny and his girl were walking along a trail in the woods. Suzy noticed that some of the animals were behaving oddly. "Little Johnny, why is that rabbit on top that other one?" she asked. Little Johnny stopped to consider his answer, and replied, "They're making cigarettes." "Cigarettes? " she exclaimed, as they continue walking along. Pretty soon they approached a couple of raccoons. Suzy asked, "Are they making cigarettes too?" "Yea," says Little Johnny. Suzy looked around and said, "it looks like all the animals are making cigarettes, why don't we make cigarettes?" Little Johnny was quick to say, "OK!" A hour or so later Little Johnny and Suzy were walking out of the woods, when she asked, "Little Johnny, what kind of cigarettes did we make?" Little Johnny stopped to think about his answer, then replied, "Well if you get a hump in your belly it's a Camel, and if you don't it s a Lucky Strike."         A recently divorced man went to a party and found him- self smack in front of his ex-wife's new husband. Having had more than a few drinks, he said in a condescending tone, "So? How do you like 'second hand merchandise?'   The other man smiled. "Not bad at all. Everything after the first couple of inches is brand new!"

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