[hindi_jokes] What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?
Have you ever wondered why
Coke comes with a smile?
It’s because it gets you high.
They took the cocaine out
almost a hundred years ago.
You know why?
It was redundant.
<1>
In The First 10 minutes:
10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system.
(100% of your recommended daily intake.)
You don’t immediately vomit
from the overwhelming sweetness
because phosphoric acid cuts
the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
<2>
20 minutes:
Your blood sugar spikes,
causing an insulin burst.
Your liver responds to this
by turning any sugar it can get
its hands on into fat.
(There’s plenty of that
at this particular moment)
<3>
40 minutes:
Caffeine absorption is complete.
Your pupils dilate,
your blood pressure rises,
as a response your liver
dumps more sugar
into your bloodstream.
The adenosine receptors
in your brain are now blocked
preventing drowsiness.
<4>
45 minutes:
Your body ups your dopamine production
stimulating the pleasure
centers of your brain.
This is physically the same way
heroin works, by the way.
<5>
60 minutes:
The phosphoric acid binds calcium,
magnesium and zinc
in your lower intestine,
providing a further boost
in metabolism.
This is compounded by
high doses of sugar
and artificial sweeteners
also increasing the urinary
excretion of calcium.
<6>
60 Minutes:
The caffeine’s diuretic
properties come into play.
(It makes you have to pee)
It is now assured that you’ll
evacuate the bonded calcium,
magnesium and zinc
that was headed to your bones
as well as sodium,
electrolyte and water.
<7>
60 minutes:
As the rave inside of you dies down
you’ll start to have a sugar crash.
You may become irritable
and/or sluggish.
You’ve also now, literally,
pissed away all the water
that was in the Coke.
But not before infusing it
with valuable nutrients
your body could have used
for things like even having
the ability to hydrate your system
or build strong bones and teeth.
This will all be followed by
a caffeine crash in
the next few hours.
(As little as two if you’re a smoker.)
But, hey, have another Coke,
it’ll make you feel better.
J
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