[hindi_jokes] Hung Like a Moose

 

 

 

The story goes that workmen were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles.  The moose were rutting at this time of year and very agitated.  He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. 

 

When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them.  They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem.  He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground.

 

He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved.