[Hindi_Jokes] PAYAL KI PYARI PYARI DAL KHICHADA KADI-01

 

 PAYAL KI PYARI PYARI DAL KHICHADA KADI-01

(Aap be khaiye aap ke pyare pyare doston ko be khilaiye)

 

SMS Ke Garma Garam Samose - 01

SMS Ke Garma Garam Samose - 01

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Log bedard hai yaha,

Jaalim saara jamaana hai,

Dushman huye apne paraye,

Saaya tak begana hai.

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Kis par ab yakeen kare,

Ham sanam is shehar me hai,

Jaha har shaks pyaar se anjana hai.

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Khushboo jo phulo me samaaye huye hai,

Ae dil uski saanso se churaaye huye hai.

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Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye,

Husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,

Ham izahaar karane me kya deele ho gaye,

Ki unke haath pile ho gaye.

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Sochoge jab bhi tum chaahne waalo ki tarah,

Yaad aa jaayenge ham tute hue pyaalo ki tarah,

Jab bhi tanhaai me andhero se dar jaaoge tum,

Meri yaade kamare me fel jaayengi ujaalo ki tarah.

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Gulab Jamun ki gajal-01

Gulab Jamun ki gajal-01

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Mandir ya masjid ki, koi baat ab na chediye.

 

Chediye har baat, magar ye baat ab na chediye.

 

Muslim jisako allah kahate,

 

Hindu jisako raam,

 

Hai unaki saugandh, koi jazbaat aab na chediye.

 

Mufalishi aur bhukhmari ke,

 

Lab pe thahra hai vatan,

 

Dhakka bhi pahuche to, vo haalat ab na chediye.

 

Dharm hai hamse ye socho,

 

Dharm se ham to nahi,

 

Rahne do 'maasoom', koi nagmaat ab na chediye.

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Chutkule ki chatni-1

Chutkule ki chatni-1

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Chanchal - Are! aapne ye kya kiya?

Meri to akal maari gaI thi jo aap

Jaise lallu se shaadi kar baithi.

Raju- naai ke paas teen rupaye chutte nahi the,

Isaliye maine teen rupaye ke baal aur katwa liye.

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Adhyapak (monu se)- Agar tumhare paas bees rupaye ho,

Das tum apne pita se maang lo, to bataao,

Tumhaare paas kitane rupaye honge?

Shikshak (gusse se)- Itna bhi hisaab nahi jaante,

Ki tees rupaye ho jaayenge?

Monu (ruaansa hote huye)- Vo to Theek hai,

Par aap mere pitajee ko nahi jaanate.

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Santa (daakiye se)- mera patra de do.

Daakiya- kya naam hai aapka?

Santa- Are, patra par dekh lo, us par likha hoga.

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Suresh- tumhaara beta canada me theek-thaak kama raha hai?

Ramesh- ye to mujhe nahi maaloom,

Lekeen vaha ki police ne usake baare me,

Koo jaankari dene par 50,000 dolar ka inaam rakha hai.

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Mahila- bhaiya, jaldi se ek chuhe daani de do,

Mujhe Train pakadni hai,

Dukaandaar- bahanji, itani badi chuhedaani,

To nahi hai mere paas, jisme train aa jaaye.

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Kavita ki kaju katari-1

Kavita ki kaju katari-1

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Taraashane me laga hona ek janmaantar,

 

Par abhi-abhi ugi pattiyon ki tarah taaje hai,

 

Un par aayu ki jheeni os hamesha nam hai,

 

Usi raaste aati hai hasi muskurahat,

 

Vahi khilate hai shabd bina kavita bane,

 

Vahi par chhap khilati hai doosare otho ki,

 

Ve gungunati hai

 

Samay ki andheri kandara me baitha

 

Kaaldevta sunta hai, ve hasti hai

 

Barfme dhaki vanrashi sugbugati hai

 

Ve choomti hai,

 

 Sadiyo ki vijadit pracheenta

 

Pighalti hai rati me praarthna me,

 

Swapn me usake oth budbudate hai.

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