[Hindi_Jokes] Jokes
1) Rabadi - Kya kar rahe ho. Lalu - Aek dost ko chiththi likh raha hu
Rabadi - Par tumhe likhna to aata nahi Lalu - Woh sasura bhi to padhna nahi janta......
2) Santa and banta sending SMS to girl friends. Santa- Mein tere mobile se apni girl friend ko SMS bhejata hu, dekhte he woh kya kaheti hai ? Banta - Agar usne handwriting pehchan li to ?
3) Masterji - Kal school kyo nahi aaye ? Santa - Gir
Masterji- Kaha gira aur kaha lagi ? Santa - Takiye pe gira aur aankh lag gayi.....
4) Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye, waha aek lady ne hello kiya. Wife ne puchha, kaun thi woh ? Husband - Tum dimag kharab mat karo, mein pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchhegi.
5) Santa ke bagiche mein bahut ped paudhe the. Santa naukar ko bola, ped paudho mein pani daal.. Naukar - Sahab, baarish ho rahi hai. Santa- Abe, to chhatri leke daal.......
6) Girl to Santa - Will you marry me ? Santa - No, hamare yaha shadi relatives mein hoti hai, mummy ne papa se shadi ki, bhaiya ne bhabhi se aur bahen ne jijaji se.......
7) Yamraj ne aek ladke ki jaan leli. Chitragupt- Isko vakt se pehle kyo mara ? Yamraj - Kya karu, March end mein target jo pura karna tha....
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