[Hindi_Jokes] Jokes
This doze of jokes will bring smile on your face and
relieve you from tension.
1) Bahu- Maaji, woh abhitak nahi aaye, koi dusri ladki ke saath.....
Maaji- Are bahu tum hamesha ulta kyon sochti ho, aisa bhi to
ho shakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho........
2) Wife - Sunoji, doctor ne muze aek mahine ke liye aaram karne
ke liye kisi hill station pe jane ko kaha hai, ab hum kaha jayenge ?
Husband- Doosre doctor ke paas........
3) Aek din Naradji dharti par beer pine ko aaye. 12 bottle pine ke
baad waitor ne puchha- aap ko chadhati kyo nahi ?
Naradji ne kaha- mein bhagwan hu isliye.
Waitor- Chadh gayi saale ko........
4) Napoleon - There is no such word as 'impossible' in my
dictionary. Sardar- To dictionary dekh ke kharidni chahiye na......
5) Aek sharabi aek Shiv mandir pe harroj matha tekta tha.
Aek din pujari ne Shivji ki murti ki jagah Ganeshji ki murti rakh di.
Sharabi aaya, Ganeshji ko dekh ke bola, chhotu papa se bol dena
mein aaya tha.......
6) Aek aadmi bhens ke upar beth kar aa raha tha. Traffic police
ne roka aur puchha helmet kyo nahi pehna.
Aadmi ne kaha - Sahab, jara upar nahi niche dekho, ye two
wheeler nahi four wheeler hai.........
FROM
NILESH
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relieve you from tension.
1) Bahu- Maaji, woh abhitak nahi aaye, koi dusri ladki ke saath.....
Maaji- Are bahu tum hamesha ulta kyon sochti ho, aisa bhi to
ho shakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho........
2) Wife - Sunoji, doctor ne muze aek mahine ke liye aaram karne
ke liye kisi hill station pe jane ko kaha hai, ab hum kaha jayenge ?
Husband- Doosre doctor ke paas........
3) Aek din Naradji dharti par beer pine ko aaye. 12 bottle pine ke
baad waitor ne puchha- aap ko chadhati kyo nahi ?
Naradji ne kaha- mein bhagwan hu isliye.
Waitor- Chadh gayi saale ko........
4) Napoleon - There is no such word as 'impossible' in my
dictionary. Sardar- To dictionary dekh ke kharidni chahiye na......
5) Aek sharabi aek Shiv mandir pe harroj matha tekta tha.
Aek din pujari ne Shivji ki murti ki jagah Ganeshji ki murti rakh di.
Sharabi aaya, Ganeshji ko dekh ke bola, chhotu papa se bol dena
mein aaya tha.......
6) Aek aadmi bhens ke upar beth kar aa raha tha. Traffic police
ne roka aur puchha helmet kyo nahi pehna.
Aadmi ne kaha - Sahab, jara upar nahi niche dekho, ye two
wheeler nahi four wheeler hai.........
FROM
NILESH
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