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Jokes of the Day

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Jokes of the Day

Prof: chemical symbol of barium?
 Sardar: Ba
 professor: and sodium?
 Sardar: Na
 Prof: what will we get if 1 atom of Ba and 2 atoms of Na combine
 sardar: Banana

 

 

 fakeer: hello, pizza hut?
 pizza hut: yes sir!
 fakeer: 1 large pizza and 1.5 liter pepsi bhej do.
 pizza hut: sir kis k naam se bhejun?
 fakeer: Allah k naam pe de de baba.

 

 

 Teacher: ye quotation complete karo
 "Jin k ghar sheeshay k hote hain....."
 student: " woh light off kar k kapray badalte hain."

 

 

 bahcha on 1st April: mama, kitchen main
 nokar nokrani ko kiss kar raha hai
 mama: main abhi jaa k unhain theek karti hoon.
 bacha: ha ha ha April fool!
 woh to papa hain.

 

 

 son asks difference between confidence and confidential
 dad says: you are my son, I'm confident.
 your friend is also my son, that's confidential.

 

 

 sardar: yaar meri bewi pani se bohat darti hai
 friend: acha woh kaise?
 sardar: yaar kal main ghar aya to woh
 bath tub main bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.

 

 

 ek bacha paida hote he nurse se bola mobile hai kiya?
 nurse boli hai lekin karega kiya?
 bacha: kuch nahi bas woh GOD ko miss call karni hai
 k main phonch gaya hoon.

 

 

 Sardar's leave application:
 Dear Sir,
 my wife is ill. As there is no other Husband
 in the family to look after her,
 kindly grant me leave for one day.

 

 

 Faqir: 10Rs dedo chai peyonga
 seth: chai to 5 ki hai
 faqir: girl friend ko bhi phelaonga
 seth: faqiron ne bi girl friend bana li
 faqir: nahi saab girl friend ne faqir bana diya.

 

 

 ek charsi dosre se: abey tere ko pata hai
 "Bharat: aur "Hindustan" main jung chir gai hai.
 dosra charsi: abey yaar shukar hai apna
 "India" beach main nahi aaya.

 

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