Raghubar's Life

Dear Friends I dont know, what i have to write here, but one thing is with me, that i m person with strong interpersonal skill . either for a girl or my friend circle. My life is a open book.As professionaly,I am an HR Managerin a reputed company. and still trying for the best.About my educational qualification I am an MBA in HR from a international Institute.But after n all i need a cute friend. with whom i can share my all thoughts. Always Yours Raghubar

Saturday, June 06, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] `` santa & banta are back :: fUnny ``

`` santa & banta are back :: fUnny ``

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Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Banta got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Banta replied: "I Mr. YOU" !!.

After finishing MBBS Banta started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

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