[Hindi_Jokes] MEN AND WOMEN (DONT MISS THIS MAIL)

MEN AND WOMEN (DONT MISS THIS MAIL)

Friends please forward this mail to your all friends-Ganesh Kumble

 

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

Any married man should forget his mistakes. No sense two people remembering the same thing

 

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

 

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

 

Friends please forward this mail to your all friends-Ganesh Kumble

 

ganeshkumble11@gmail.com

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