Monday, June 15, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Married Humour






Good Morning!!


Wife:'What are youdoing?'  

Husband:   Nothing. 


Wife:           'Nothing...?  You've been reading our  marriage certificate for an hour.'   

Husband:    'I was looking for the  expiry date.'     
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Wife :       'Do you want dinner?'    


Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'    


Wife:         'Yes or no.'    

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Wife:     'You always carry my photo  in your wallet.  Why?' 

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how  great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'   

Wife:    'You see how miraculous and  powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself  what other problem can there be greater than this one?'    


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Stress  Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your  worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'   
Boy:  'It's  very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or  troubles.'  
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't  married yet.' 
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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,  he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'   
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right  thing.'   

Son:  'But  mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'   
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