[Hindi_Jokes] guru mix jokes
THESE NICE JOKES ARE SENT BY MY FRIEND
GURU . HIS EMAIL ID IS gurulove@rocketmail.com
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From: gurulove@rocketmail.com <gurulove@rocketmail.com >
Date: Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Subject: guru mix jokes
To: ganeshkumble101@gmail.com
Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne
sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal
jayega.
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye.
U don't worry u don't cry U just thank
God that cows do not fly....
Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she wil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai.
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DiL k jhakhmo Ko unse chupana pada,
palke bhigi thi par muskrana pada,
kaise ulte hai mohabbat ke ye riwaz?
Ruthna chahte the hum par unko manana pada.
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Dosti shayad zindgi hoti he,
Jo har dilme basi hoti he,
Waise to ji lete he sabi akele magar,
Phir b zarurat inki har kisiko hoti he.
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Aaj dur se hi koi salam kar gaya ,
apni yaado ka gulam kar gaya ,
apni zindagi girvi rakh kar kharida tha jise,
aj wo hi hume nilaam kar gaya .
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Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Judge: why are you arrested?
Thief: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime,
anyway how early were you shopping?
Thief: before opening the shop…..
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In your life time 6 things can come at any time :-
1) Love
2) Friendship
3) Money
4) Illness
5) Death
6) Susu :- Isliye karke Sona
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From Gurdeep kumar
nick name Guru
e-mail //:gurulove@rocketmail.com
One day God open the window of Heaven
And asked me, " What do U want today"
I pray to God All happiness, All best wishes
For that person, Who is Reading this SMS.
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Aik student jo Hostel mein rehta tha,
Raat ko 3 baje uth ke namaz parhne ke baad Dua mangne laga,
"Mola sab so rahe hein aur mein teri ibadat kar raha hoon".
To brabar wale bed se us ke room mate ne awaz lagayi,
"Kameeny tu apni Dua maang, hamari shikayat kiu kar raha hai".
GURU . HIS EMAIL ID IS gurulove@rocketmail
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: gurulove@rocketmail
Date: Tue, Apr 14, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Subject: guru mix jokes
To: ganeshkumble101@
Bacho, batao ke billi 1 sath itne
sare bache kaise paida karti hai?
Kid: Mam agar aap road pe billi ki tarah ghumo to apko pata chal
jayega.
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in d sky Dropping shit into ur eye.
U don't worry u don't cry U just thank
God that cows do not fly....
Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she wil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai.
************
DiL k jhakhmo Ko unse chupana pada,
palke bhigi thi par muskrana pada,
kaise ulte hai mohabbat ke ye riwaz?
Ruthna chahte the hum par unko manana pada.
************
Dosti shayad zindgi hoti he,
Jo har dilme basi hoti he,
Waise to ji lete he sabi akele magar,
Phir b zarurat inki har kisiko hoti he.
************
Aaj dur se hi koi salam kar gaya ,
apni yaado ka gulam kar gaya ,
apni zindagi girvi rakh kar kharida tha jise,
aj wo hi hume nilaam kar gaya .
************
Santa : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
************
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
************
Judge: why are you arrested?
Thief: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime,
anyway how early were you shopping?
Thief: before opening the shop…..
************
In your life time 6 things can come at any time :-
1) Love
2) Friendship
3) Money
4) Illness
5) Death
6) Susu :- Isliye karke Sona
************
From Gurdeep kumar
nick name Guru
e-mail //:gurulove@rocketmail
One day God open the window of Heaven
And asked me, " What do U want today"
I pray to God All happiness, All best wishes
For that person, Who is Reading this SMS.
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
Aik student jo Hostel mein rehta tha,
Raat ko 3 baje uth ke namaz parhne ke baad Dua mangne laga,
"Mola sab so rahe hein aur mein teri ibadat kar raha hoon".
To brabar wale bed se us ke room mate ne awaz lagayi,
"Kameeny tu apni Dua maang, hamari shikayat kiu kar raha hai".
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