[Hindi_Jokes] Baniya:)
Baniya: Yeh kela (banana) kaisay diya?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
My sons daughters ru all here?
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D
Baniya 14th floor se neche gira
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay:)
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar Gaye".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .
Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
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10:32 PM
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