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Nice Jokes

teacher:what do you call person who cannot hear anything

studant:you can call him any thing,because he cannot hear anything.

 

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mil gaya,oye hoye mil gaya, balle balle mil gaya, dhinchak dhincak koi mil gaya, apna sara kaam chhos kar fizool ka SMS parnewaala ek aur BEWAKUFF!! mil gaya.

 

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why women live a better, longer & peacefull life?

because women dont have a wife...

 

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church ke gate par likha tha:jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye,

ek callgirl ne niche apna mibile no. likh diya:aur jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye..

 

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ladkiya kadko k saamne aane k baad hi kyu apna dupatta thik karti hai

kyunki, lutero ko dekhne k baad hi apni dolat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai..

 

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ek gujju ka sapne me kisi ne rape kar diya

next day us ne apna bank account band karva diya

kuonki, bank me likha tha: ham aap k sapno ko haqiqat me badal denge..

 

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baap: beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai

wo roopvati, gunvati aur sarasvati hai..

beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu

aur wo GARBHVATI hai..

 

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