Monday, March 23, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Santa Banta



Santa Banta

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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.

Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.


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Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot

to stop it..!!!


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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs &

marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin

biwi ko nahi.
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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?

Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha


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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.

Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.


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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...


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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !


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