Raghubar's Life: [Hindi_Jokes] GANESH KUMBLE KI FRIEND POOJAJI KE DHAMAKE DHAR HINDI JOKES-3

GANESH KUMBLE KI FRIEND POOJA KE DHAMAKE DHAR HINDI JOKES-3
Friends aap be apane chutkule ya sujav bej sakte hai
hamara pata hai ganeshkumble101@gmail.com

I will wait for your reply.

Han aur we want active member who can type hindi jokes

in English as well as Devnagiri lipi (www.baraha.com) from

Baraha software.

Is there any one intreted to help me?

Your friend

ganeshkumble101@gmail.com

GANESH KUMBLE KI FRIEND POOJA KE DHAMAKE DHAR HINDI JOKES-3
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EK BAHANEBAJ KARMACHARI KA DADA USKE DAFTAR ME
JAKAR USAKE BOSS KO BOLA-"IS DAFTAR ME SUNIL
NAAM KA VYAKTI KAAM KARTA HAI,NUJHE US SE MILANA HAI,
VAH MERA POTA HAI."

BOSS NE MUSKURAKAR KAHA-"MUJHE AFSOS HAI,AAP DER
SE AAYE HAI,VAH AAP KI ARTHI KO KANDHA DENE KE LIE
CHUTI LEKAR JA CHUKA HAI."
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ADYAPAK-"BABAR BHARAT ME KAB AAYA?"
BUNTY-"PATA NAHI SIR."
ADYAPAK-BOARD PAR NAHI DEKH SAKTE,NAAM KE
SATH HE LIKHA HAI."
BUNTY-"MAINE SOCHA SHAYAD VAH USKA PHONE NUMBER HAI."
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MANU-"DEADY,JYADA KABIL KAUN HAI MAI YA AAP?"
DEADY-"MAI,KYONKI MAI EK TO TUMHARA BAAP HUN,
DUSRE UMRA ME BHI BADA HU,AUR MERA TAJURBA BHI
TUMSE JYADA HAI."
MANU-"FEER TO AAP JANTE HONGE KI AMERICA KI
KHOJ KISNE KI THI?"
DEADY-"COLUMBUS NE KI THI."
MANU-"COLUMBUS KE BAAP NE KYO NAHI KI?
USKA TAJURBA TO COLUMBUS SE KAHI JYADA HOGA."
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NAYA SIPAHI(INSPECTOR SE)-"SIR YEH BILKUL GALAT HAI
KI MAI US CHOR SE DAR GAYA THA."
INSPECTOR-"TO TUM US GADI KE PICHE KYON CHIPE THE?"
NAYA SIPAHI-"JEE VAH TO MAI KUTTA DEKHKAR CHIPA THA."

Hi friends
I am getting good response on Dhamakedar Jokes.
I am sending some reply and jokes sent by our members.

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 4:39 PM Jagat Manjhu < jagatmanjhu@yahoo.com> wrote
Dear, Ganesh ji

Some Jokes sending for You

1.चोर पकड़ने की मशीन

चोर पकड़ने की खास मशीन बनी।
अमेरिका में 30 चोर पकड़े गए।
जापान में 20 पकड़े गए।
चीन में भी 10 चोर पकड़ में आ गए।
भारत में कोई चोर तो नहीं पकड़ाया, मशीन की अगले दिन ही चोरी हो गई।

2.संता की जल्दी

संता पहली बार प्लेन में बैठा।
प्लेन रनवे पर चल रहा था।
तभी संता पायलट को तमाचा जड़ते हुए बोला : मुझे देर हो रही है और तुम सड़क से जा रहे हो।

3.चश्मा और पढ़ाई

संता (डॉक्टर से) : डॉक्टर साहब, मैं चश्मा लगाकर पढ़ तो सकूंगा न...?
डॉक्टर : हां, हां, बिल्कुल पढ़ सकोगे...
संता : तब तो ठीक है, वर्ना अनपढ़ आदमी की ज़िंदगी भी कोई ज़िंदगी है....

4.पंजाब यूनिवर्सिटी से एमए!

एक संता बस में सफर कर रह था। एकाएक ब्रेक लगी और वह एक
लड़की पर जा गिरा। लड़की गुस्से में बोली- बद्तमीज! क्या कर रहे हो?

संता बोला- जी! पंजाब यूनिवर्सिटी से एमए कर रहा हूं।

5.ख्याल!

शिक्षक (चिंटू से)- तुम्हारा जन्म कहां हुआ था?
चिंटू- तिरुअनंतपुरम में।
शिक्षक- तो इसकी स्पेलिंग बताओ?
चिंटू- बहुत सोचने के बाद, मेरे ख्याल से मेरा जन्म गोवा में हुआ था।

6.सर्जरी

संता ने एमबीबीएस खत्म कर पहली सर्जरी की। सर्जरी खत्म होते ही मरीज मर गया।
इस पर संता ने कहा : वाहेगुरु जी, मेरा पहला गिफ्ट स्वीकार करो जी।

7.रिश्ता पक्का

लड़की वाले : तो हम रिश्ता पक्का समझें?
लड़के वाले : पर अभी तो हमारा लड़का पढ़ ही रहा है।
लड़की वाले : तो हमारी लड़की कौन सी बंदरिया है, जो उसकी किताब फाड़ देगी।

Regards

jagatmanjhu(Gurgaon )HR

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sayed shanawaz <sayed06shanawaz@yahoo.co.in> says

Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 5:40 PM

Dear Ganesh,

Tum ne dhamekedar joks mara hai, plz try keep ur joks out of dirt.(Gandi batoo se dour.)

CHOW

SHAAN

Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata.... par yahan future bada bright hai ...
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai,
"Teri shaadi gadhe se kar dunga...!"
Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 3:03 PM, tarannum, Khan <tanukhan21@yahoo.com> wrote:
Keeping Hopes may not improve your future,
but it will certainly reduce

thanks for good jokes.........i like it

the pain of today !!!

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Hadish Ahamed <hadish_suvidha007@yahoo.com> Says

Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 5:40 PM

Thanks Ganesh kamble ji

plz keep sending me this type of jokes

i love this and enjoy ur jokes
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kalpesh raval <ks.raval@yahoo.co.in> says

Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 5:40 PM

plese send me hindi jokes
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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 4:39 PM, Rajesh Raj Mukesh Kumar <mrajeshraj@yahoo.in> wrote:

Dear G.kumble> Thi$ is Raj-Rajesh from B.G.P town, dear G.K ji my req ~my min; i want, u send hindi joke's at my this E-ID dely ? Yr New friend Rajesh Raj*S.Thank's for thi$ work*
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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 4:22 PM, Neji Mubeen <mubeen_543@yahoo.com> wrote:
umare jokes bahut acche rehte hai , maine ek pholder me save karke rakha hai,

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 3:44 PM, vans Kumar <vanskumar_2008@yahoo.com> wrote:
ya ya accha hai.

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 3:10 PM, Deepak Patel <deep_polycab44@yahoo.com> wrote:
please send hindi jokes its really rocking

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 3:03 PM, tarannum, Khan <tanukhan21@yahoo.com> wrote:

thanks for good jokes.........i like it
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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 2:44 PM, Piyush Rathod <rathod_2000@ymail.com> wrote:

Dear Ganeshji,

Your jokes are too good...keep it up

regards

piyush

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 2:11 PM, Baljit Singh <billu992003@yahoo.com> wrote:

good jokes yaar

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 6:12 PM, balachandra bhat <balachandra_21@yahoo.com> wrote:

Main Balachandra, Dombivli se... (Mumbai Maharashtra)

Aap ka joke vaakay accha aur dhamake dhar hai.. maine to print out nikaal ke sms karne wala hun...mere sabi dostonko...

Mere paas bhi jokes ka bhandaar hai...me bhi aap ke dariye pesh karna chahta hun...

Thanks and keep going.

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 6:19 PM, Neji Mubeen <mubeen_543@yahoo.com> wrote:
mai to dubai me kaam karta hu. yaha se india me bhi tumare jokes bhejta hu, mobile me sms bhi bhejta hu, bahut acche rehte hai, lekin bahut kam jokes bhejte ho, mai to tumara mail aane ka intizaar karte rehta hu. pleeeeeeeeeeeeease din me kam se kam 15 mails bhejdo. bahut khushi tab hoti hai jab tumara mails aata hai.

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 6:14 PM, Dheeraj Panday <dheerajpanday@yahoo.com> wrote:

Dear ganesh kumble

holi ki chhuti pe ghar gya tha aaj waps aarha hu to train me aap ka mail padha aap ke chutkule bhot aachhe hai mai bhagwan se duaa karta hu

ki aap aise hi likhte rhe aur aap sab ko hasate rhe......
ur friend
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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 6:28 PM, Sandy Aherkar <sandyy9601@yahoo.in> wrote:
hi ganesh ji hame aap ka funny jokes aacha laga.
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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 6:29 PM, balachandra bhat <balachandra_21@yahoo.com> wrote:

yes sir...

it was really fantasitc....

agar mera kuch jokes ya ... vyanga chitra hai to aap ko forward kardu....? kya aap ko problem nahi hoga....

Balachandra
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On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 6:34 PM, tanveer w <tanveer_w2004@yahoo.co.in> wrote:

Dear Ganesh

aap ke jocks padh kar bada Aanad hua hai

aap hamesh mujhe apna collection bhej te rahna

mai jarur padhuga aur apne dostu to forwad karoga.

thank you

tanVeer

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On Mon, Mar 16, 2009 at 6:06 PM, surekha sakpal <surekhabonanza@yahoo.co.in> wrote:

ganeshji apke jokes muje aache lage aur isse aache jokes bejana

very very thanks

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On Sun, Mar 15, 2009 at 7:45 PM, hemant sangwan <hemannu@yahoo.co.in> wrote:
Dear Ganesh ji Aapke jokes ka koi jawab hi nahi hai. We like very much.

Jaivir Sangwan
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