Friday, March 13, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] GANESH KUMBLE AUR UNAKE DOSTON KE HANSI KE HANGAME-01

 
 
 
 
 
hansi ke hangame
 
 
GANESH KUMBLE PESH KARTE HAI
GANESH KUMBLE AUR UNAKE DOSTON KE HANSI KE HANGAME-01(ENGLISH FONTS)
 
YATARI-"KYA MAI YAHAN EK CIGARATE PI SAKATA HUN?
 
STATION MASTER-"NAHI,YAHAN CIGARATE PINA SAKHT MANA HAI."
 
YATARI-"FEER YE CIGARATE KE TUKADE KAISE HAI?"
 
STATION MASTER-"UN LOGO NE FENKE HAI,JO PUCHTE NAHI HAI.
 
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EK DIN POLICE WALO NE EK AADAMI KO NAKLI NOTE CHAPANE KE
 
JURM ME GIRAFTAR KARKE ADALAT ME PESH KIYA.VAHAN JAJ NE PUCHA-
 
"TUMANE NAKALI NOTE KYON BANAYE?"
 
AADAMI-"JUDGE SAHAB,MAINE TO ASALI BANANE KI PURI KOSHISH
 
KI,LEKIN PATA NAHI KIS KHAMI KE KARAN AAP USE NAKALI BATA RAHEN
 
HAI?
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WAITER-"SAHAB KHANA SAFED PLATE ME LAUN YA PILI PLATE ME?
 
SAFED PLATE KA EK RUPAIYA ATIRIKT HAI."
 
GRAHAK-"AISA KYON?"
 
WAITER-"JEE,SAFED PLATE HUM ROJ SAAF KARATE HAIN"
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SAMANE SE AATI HUI DO AURATON KO DEKHKAR EK NAUJAWAN NE
 
DUSARE SE KAHA-"YAAR MAARE GAYE!MERI PATANI AUR MERI PREMIKA
 
DONO EK SATH AA RAHI HAI."
 
DUSRE NE HAIRAT JAHIR KARATE HUE KAHA-"KAMAL HAI YAAR!
 
MAI BHI TUMHE YAHI BAAT KARANE WALA THA.
 

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