Raghubar's Life

Dear Friends I dont know, what i have to write here, but one thing is with me, that i m person with strong interpersonal skill . either for a girl or my friend circle. My life is a open book.As professionaly,I am an HR Managerin a reputed company. and still trying for the best.About my educational qualification I am an MBA in HR from a international Institute.But after n all i need a cute friend. with whom i can share my all thoughts. Always Yours Raghubar

Friday, January 16, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://

Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.

You use Netscape 8, and you check every week whether version 8 was released.

You know the difference between Java and Javascript.

http://funlok. com/index. php/humor/ you-know- when.html

In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com

On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.

You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.

You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).

You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.

Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.

You wake up at 3 a.m. To go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

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