Raghubar's Life

Dear Friends I dont know, what i have to write here, but one thing is with me, that i m person with strong interpersonal skill . either for a girl or my friend circle. My life is a open book.As professionaly,I am an HR Managerin a reputed company. and still trying for the best.About my educational qualification I am an MBA in HR from a international Institute.But after n all i need a cute friend. with whom i can share my all thoughts. Always Yours Raghubar

Friday, January 30, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Funny Sms

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kah1a,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diyejain to makhi sun nahin sakti.
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Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:NahiBoy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay.
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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
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Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
"Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey"
Pehli makhi boli:
"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai".
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Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain…
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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
"Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service".
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Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship
but friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
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Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u
!Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first

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