My Funny SMS Shayari Collections Part-14 for you all.

Fursat mai aap bohat yaad aate ho,
Yaado mai aksar satate ho,
soncha tha aap ko seher mai bolaon,
par pata chala ke aap AAZAAN tak khate ho...

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Shetan ki 3 nishanian

1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.

2=parhte hue hansta hey.

3=neeche mat janaï¿½->
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Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey..

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Chand par kaali ghata chati toh hogi,
sitarao ko muskurahatt aati toh hogi,
tum laakh chupao dunya se magar,
akele mai tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi....

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Hum TANHA hai per dil ko TANHA mat samazhna...
dil mein teri TASVEER laga rakhi hai...
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhayi mehsus ho to yaha chale aana..
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!

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tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge
tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge
sharafat se SMS bhejte rehna
varna kaan ke niche denge
aur fir rone bhi nahi denge

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Bapu ne kaha paise udana chhod do......
Mummy ne kaha dance baar jana chhod do.....
Master ji ne kaha Padhai chhod do.....
Doston ne kaha peena chhod do......
Kahi koi yeh na keh de ki line maarna chhod do.......

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Fizao mein tum ho,
Hawao mein tum ho,
Baharo mein tum ho,
Dhop mein tum ho,
Chhaon mein tum ho,
Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka
koi thikana nahi hota.

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Surat par aapki fida ho kar,
humne aaapki tasvir banwai hai,
Ghar ko hamare nazar na lagey is liye,
Woh tasvir bahar gate par tangwai hai.

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Jab Jab gire Baadal,
Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan,
Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...

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Roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor,

To andhiyo me bhi chiraag jalte hai,

Roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor,

to andhiyo me bhi chiraag jalte hai,

chal-chal re naujawan bijli ka bill bharne chalte hai.........

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Haqeeqat samjho ya fasana,
Apna samjho ya begana,
Suno dil ka afsana,
Ki garmi bahut hain,
Din mein teen baar nahana....

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHAROï¿½.

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Apni dosti ki gaadi kuch iss kadar chal padi
jaise kick maarte hi bike udd padi
dua hai na lage isme koi break
speed itni ho ki na kar sake koi isse overtake

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Wo reshmi balon wali,

bhuri aankhon waali,

komal hoton waali,

naram pairo waali,

matakti hoi andheray main tunmharay pass ayegi aur bolegi
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Miyaon,,,,

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Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kardiya,
Auro ko thik hamko bhi barbad kar diya ,
Isbarbadi ki hamne gazal banadi ,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi wahh wahh kardiya

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Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!

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Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.

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Rok lo, rok lo mera janaaza
Ki meri jaan aa gayi hai
Peeche mud kar dekho bhaiyo
Sharaab ki dukaan aa gayi hai

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Hum tumhein pyaar karte hain DEEWANO ki tarah
Tum hame apnaao apno ki tarah
Agar tumne diya mujhe dhokha kabhi
To main tumhein phod doonga naariyal ki tarah

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Ye to aajkal ka fashion hai
Har din nayi se dil lagate hain
Jaane kis mitti ke bane hain
Sudharte nahi itni maar khaate hain

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