Raghubar's Life

Dear Friends I dont know, what i have to write here, but one thing is with me, that i m person with strong interpersonal skill . either for a girl or my friend circle. My life is a open book.As professionaly,I am an HR Managerin a reputed company. and still trying for the best.About my educational qualification I am an MBA in HR from a international Institute.But after n all i need a cute friend. with whom i can share my all thoughts. Always Yours Raghubar

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Fw: A gr8 Jokes for Gr8 people

To day's Speciality,

Special Date : - 20 08 2008 20082008

New Jokes For The Same.

Son:- Dad , Ajj Madam ne 1 Sawal puchha jiska jawab sirf mere pass tha.

Dad : Shabbas Bete Tune Hamara Name Roshan Kiya, Ab ye bata Sawal Kya Tha ????

Son : Black Board ke pass toilet kaun kar gaya tha ?????

Boy : I am not rich like Gopal, I don't have a bike like Gopal, But i realy Love u !

Girl : I love you too, But tell me more abt Gopal.

Offer ....................

Great Offer .........................

3 Medimix = Rs.10

2 Life Boy = Rs. 5

Ye Offer Sirf ...........................

Har roz Nahane wale ke liye hai......

App ke liye Nahi...

Wife : Agar me kahi Kho gayi to app kya karoge ??????????

Hu$band :: 10 minute ka TV me Add dunga.

Wife :: App Kitne Achhe Ho !!!!!!!!!! ,,,,,,Kya ADD doge ????

Hu$band ::: Jaha Bhi Raho Khush Raho Abad Raho................

CELLO ::::: THE PEN OF INDIA

LUX ::::::: THE SHOP OF INDIA

AMUL::::: THE TASTE OF INDIA

U ::::::::: THE WASTE OF INDIA

SENDER ::::::::::: THE STAR OF INDIA.

Ak Sharabi Mar raha tha to Bhagwan Prakat Hue or bole, Koi Antim Ichha ?????

Sharabi ::: Prabhu, Agli bar Chahe to 1 Kidney dena magar Leaver Do Dena.....

SIMILARITIES between WIFE & EXAM

1. Lots of questions.?????????

2. Difficult to understand it ...........

3. Always require detailed explainations ...............

4. Results always UNEXPECTED.

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Gopal Dave <go_pal8@yahoo.co.in>
To: hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 9:30:18 PM
Subject: A gr8 Jokes for Gr8 people

Dear Ganesh,

Read this Jokes.

Newtons 1st Law of ishq d force applied 4 proposing

a girl by a boy is equal & opposite

2 d force applied by girl while using her sandals.

Jo hamesha hasta rahta hai usko.

HUSMUKH kahte hai,

Aur jiska hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kahte hai ?

Macher ne 1 admi ko din me kaata.

Aadmi ne kaha :

tum to raat me katte ho na ???

Macher bola ghar ki halat bahut

Kharab hai is liye overtime kar raha hoon.

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