[Hindi_Jokes] Grt Comedy must read,u will enjoy.

Gabbar sends Kaaliaand two others to Ramgad  to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting:  "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?  Last date to kab  ka nikal gaya". 

Thakur [with anger]:"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se  kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana  bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia:"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur:"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC  on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.  

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne  freshers ko  liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge?  In ko to DOS commands  bhi nahin  aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." 

Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia,Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar:"Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar:"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?  Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."  [logout - logout - logout].  "Haan ab theek hai...ab  tera kya  hoga" Kaalia?"

Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!   

Ha....... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha......

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