Saturday, July 26, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Funny Sms

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Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
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Jee chahta hai teri zulfon ko jala doon
Kahin se machis lakar inme aag laga doon
Na rehengi zulfein, na tum bhao khaogi
Apna ganja sar lekar kahan jaogi
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Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
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Unki gali jab mera janaja nikla
Woh na nikle jinke liye janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya to dost siti bajane lage
Rakh mera janaja zameen pe, use patane lage
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Girl: Aisa khat likh ke de sajna ve,
Meri umar beet jaye padhte padhte
BoY:
(i=0i>xE'I1i+:
e_y#a#>#"e
!%>; =*?@?w
@'e* e(p+>i*<
tF!)$#@%$$^

le padh.

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Phone  1 mandir hai

Sms uska bhagvan hai
Sms bhejnevala pujari
Sms padhnevala bhakt
Padhkar sms naa karnevala
mandir ke bahar ka bhikhari hai
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Aap kare na kare sms ,
Hum aapko yaad karenge ,
Mobile ke saath dafnana mujhe
Network Milega to KABAR se bhi aap se baat karenge .. !!
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Kyun marto ho bewaffa sanam ke liye ,
Do gaz Zamin nahi milegi dafan ke liye ,
Marna hai to mar DESH E VATAN ke liye
Haseena bhi DUPATTA utaar degi tere kafan ke liye
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Utho yeh koi sone ka waqt hai?
Jab dekho sote hi rehte ho,
Saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya ??
Ab uth jao aur mujhe reply mat karna …
I m Sleeping  Good Night
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Ever notised that the longest mnites in
the world are the last 5 minites of a LACTURE..
While the shortest 5 minites are the last 5 minites of EXAM..
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Agar aap ladkiyon se hamesha ghire rehna chahte hai to

To
To
To
To
PANI PURI ki laari laga lo
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If someone throws a stone at u ,
U throw a flower at them ,
Even if again they throw stone at u
Dont get angry
Throw a flower pot on them
That is a new GANDHIDIRI
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If u r a chocolate,  u r sweetest .
If u r teddy bear , u r cutest .
If u r a star , u r brightest .
And
If u r my friend ,
OH MY GOD ..!!!
U R THE Luckiest
�
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Man falls in love,
Its natural.
Cow eating grass,
       Its ok !
But MONKEY pressing cellphone keys?
       Its Unbelievable!
       Stil pressing?
AMAZING
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Jivan me 
       PAISA
       PYAAR
       DOST
Sab kuch aata jaata hai.
Par tode gaye DAANT phir nahi aate .
Samjdar Ho?
Ummid hai SmS bhejte rahoge.
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Prapose karne ka naya style :
ghur ghur ke kya dekhti hai ,
         maar dalegi kya ?
         Dil dena hai to de ,
          Rakhkar ACHAR karegi kya?�
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Always smile, u know y ?
Bcoz
haso !
jiyo !
muskurao !
kya pata ..
kal
Daant ho naa ho !�
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SHIVJI aur PARVATI JI  kabhi
Computer nahi sikh paaye ?
Kyon ??
Kyon ki ¦
GANESHJI bar bar MOUSE le ke bhaag jaate the ..

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