Sunday, May 04, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] When God Created Man....(Prishi)


God Created a Donkey & said to him
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" You will be a donkey. you will work untiringly from sunshine to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat Grass. You will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years."

The Donkey Answered:
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"I will be a donkey but to live 50 years is too much. Give me only 20 years."
God Granted His Wish.
God Created the dog & said to Him:
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You will guard the house of man. You will be his best friend.You will eat the scraps that he gives you & you will  live 30 years. you will be a dog."

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The Dod Answered " Sir to liv 30 Years is too much.Give me only 15 years."
God granted his wish.

God created monkey & said to him:
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"You will be a monkey.. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.You will be amusing & you will live20 Years."

The Monkey answered:
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"To live 20 years is too much.Give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.

Finally God created Man & said to him:
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You will be a man, only rational creature on earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world & you will live 20 years."

Man Responded:
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"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little.Give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog didn't want & the 10 years the monkey refused."

God granted man's wish.

And since then, Man lives 20 years as a man,
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Marries & spends 30 years like a donkey, working & carrying all the burdens on his back..
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Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house & eating whatever is given to him.
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When he is old, he can retire & live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
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That's Life......






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