Raghubar's Life: [Hindi_Jokes] hasna mana hai

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon

Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho

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Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay

Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

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Girl

: (Emotionaly)

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..

darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..

Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say...

Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe...

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe...

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to.....

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee...

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya

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Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan

, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,

Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai

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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla