[Hindi_Jokes] (unknown)

jab parrot hua dirty, parrot se boli maina

don't u worry surf excel hay na....

 

Bakre ne maari bakri ko laat

baaakre ne maari baakri ko laat

gaur farmaiye bohot zor se laat maari hai

bakre ne mari bakri ko laat

TO KYA HUA AB BAKRI MAREGI BAKRE KO LAAT

 

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Khidki khuli,zulfain udi

laga husn -e -yarr ka deedar thaa....

zulfain hati,kismat phuti

arey ye to sunday ko nahaya hua sardaar thaa....

 

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YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA,

YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA,

ISKO LAGADALA TO LIFE JHINGA LALA JHINGA LALA...

 

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ishq ke jaam ko aise na piyo

ki adha piya adha chod diya,

yeh pyaar hai mere yaar

nahi koi VIM BAR

ki thoda sa lagaya aur ho gaya.

 

 

when i cry no 1 sees my tears,

when i m sad no 1 sees my pain,

when i m happy no 1 sees my smile,

but saalaa 1 ladki ke saath ghumo to sari duniya dekh leti hai.

 

 

 

 

teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadam aaj ke baad,

teri galion mein na rakhein ge kadamaaj ke baad,

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kyon ki kichad bohut ho jata hai BARISH ke baad !!

 

 

 

 

Na pooch teri judai ke lamhe humne kaise bitaaye...

Paani main surf mila ke straw se bulbule banaye!!

 

 

 

 

Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste, Yu dekha naa karo hume haste haste,

Mere dost bade kharaab hain keh denge 'Bhabhi Ji Namaste!'

 

 

 

 

woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoon..............

woh aati hai toh raastey pe 100 100 ke note bichchaata hoon..............

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chali jaati hai toh uthaa letaa hoo

 

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