[Hindi_Jokes] Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.
When you pray, you will get this response:
"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.
If you want to speak to
Lord Ganesha - Press 1
Lord Shiva - Press 2
Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a
Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance
from
Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to
Ganeshji and hear the Following message :
If you want to make a request - Press 5
For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)
For thanks giving - Press 7
For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the
Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear
Naradji
(TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *
After a few minutes comes the following message :
"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try
again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,
please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your
nearest temple.
Thank you for calling Heaven
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