[Hindi_Jokes] Customer Service in the year 2020
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh... hold on...6102049998-
Operator: "OK... you're... Mr. Clinton and you're calling from 17 W 5th
Avenue Your home number is 212 444 2366, your office 212 764 2302 and your
mobile is 212-123-1234…Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator: "We are NOW connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir"
Customer: "What ?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last
year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing
loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your scooter..."
Customer: "What!"
Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a
Scooter...registrat
Customer: "????"
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic ... "
Customer: " #$$^%&$@$% ^"
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...
Customer : Faints......
Keep smiling and enjoy your day
Ketan Shah
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