Raghubar's Life: [Hindi_Jokes] Gals........NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element : WOMEN

Symbol : Wo+

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. bOiLs at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious

stones

and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known

reason.

3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.

4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be great aid to relaxation.

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARD

illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained

at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct

contact with each other.

!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL

HAEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.

BE CAUTIOUS!!!

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