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1.) !’’’’’’’\/’’’’’’’!

! USKURAO

!__!’\/’!__!

AUR

!’’’’’!_!’’’’’!

! _ ANSO

!__!_!__!

HAR PAL

!’’’’’’’’’’\

! ם )

!_ _ _/ IL SE…..

2.) HUM KO GALI ME DEKH KAR KHUD KO CHHUPA LIYA,

JAANE YEH DUSHMANON NE USSE KIYA SIKHA DIYA,

GHAR US NE KIYA BANAYEA MASJID K SAAMNE,

CHAHAT NE US KI HUM KO NAMAZI BANA DIYA.

3.) AAJ ----- DEEDAAR

KAL ----- YAAR

PARSON ----- PYAR

PHIR ----- IQRAAR

PHIR ----- INTIZAAR

PHIR ----- TAKRAAR

PHIR ----- DARAAR

SAARI MEHNAT BEKAAR

BACHI KISI AUR K SAATH FARAAR

SHIT YAAR SHIT YAAR SHIT YAAR.

4.) ZOO ME BACHE NE HAATHI KE LUN KO DEKH KAR POOCHA,

MOM YEH KIYA HAI ???

MOM: KUCH NAHIN HAI.

PAPA: DEKHA BETA TUMHAARI MAMMA K LIYE TO YE BHI KUCH NAHIN HAI.

5.) KISI KO `` PALKON `` ME NA BASAO,

`` PALKON `` ME SIRF `` SAPNE `` BASTE HAIN,

AGAR BASAANA HAI TO `` DIL `` ME BASAO,

KIYON K `` DIL `` ME SIRF `` APNE `` BASTE HAIN.

6.) `` THE REAL ``

DEFINATION OF

`` YAAD ``

YAAD WO NAHIN JO AKELE ME AAYE…..

YAAD WO HAI JO MEHFIL ME AAYE…..

OR…..

AKELA KAR JAAYE…..

7.) JAB KABHI MAUSMON ME KHUSHBOO BIKHAR JAAYE,

JAB KABHI CHAANDNI ME RAAT NIKHAR JAAYE,

JAB KABHI BE WAJAH HI DHHARKAN MACHAL JAAYE,

TO SAMAJH LENA K MAINE TUM KO YAAD KIYA.

8.) MERI AANKHEN RAKH LO MUJHE KUCH KHUAB DE DO,

JIS ME TUMHAARI JHALAK HO AISI SHARAB DE DO,

CHALO CHORO SAARI BAATEN ( 1) EK BAAT MAANO,

MERI SAARI UMAR LE LO BAS ( 1 ) EK PAL KA SAATH DE DO.

9.) APNE LABON KI HANSI TERE NAAM KAR DENGE,

HAR KHUSHI TUM PE QURBAAN KAR DENGE,

JIS DIN HOGI KAMI HUMAARI DOSTI ME,

ZINDAGI KO MAUT K NAAM KAR DEN GE.

10.) DONON AANKHON ME ASHK DIYA KARTE HAIN,

HUM APNI NEEND TERE NAAM KIYA KARTE HAIN,

JAB BHI PALAK JHAPKE TUMHAARI SAMAJH LENA,

HUM TUMHEN YAAD KIYA KARTE HAIN.

11.) TARASTI HUI NAZRON KI PYAS HO TUM,

TARAPTE DIL KA EHSAAS HO TUM,

BHUJTI HUI ZINDAGI KI AAS HO TUM,

PHIR KAISE NA KAHON MERE LIY TUM,

BAHUT `` KHAAS `` HO.

( YA )

MERI `` ZINDAGI `` HO.

12.) KUCH KHUD BHI THAY AFSURDA SE,

KUCH LAUG BHI HUM SE ROOTH GAYE,

KUCH KHUD HI ZAKHAM K AADI THAY,

KUCH SHEESHAY HAATH SE CHHOOTH GAYE,

KUCH KHUD B THAY HASSAAS BAHUT,

KUCH APNAY SAPNAY ROOTH GAYE,

KUCH TUM KO SACH SE NAFRAT THI,

KUCH HUM SE NA BOLE JHOOT GAYE,

KUCH LAUGON NE UKSAAYEA TUMHEN,

KUCH APNE MUQADAR PHOOT GAYE,

KUCH KHUD ITNE MOHTAAT NA THAY,

KUCH LAUG BHI HUM KO LOOT GAYE,

KUCH TALKH HAQAIQ THAY ITNE,

K KHUAB HI SAARE TOOT GAYE.

13.) JO WAJOOD NAHIN WO HASTI KIS KAAM KI,

JO MAZA NA DE WO MASTI KIS KAAM KI,

JAHAN DIL NA LAGE WO BASTI KIS KAAM KI,

AUR HUM AAP KO YAAD NA KAREN,

TO `` DOSTI `` KIS KAAM KI.

14.) MUSHKILON SE AAP KI MULAAQAT NA HO,

UDAAS BETHO KABHI AISI KOI BAAT NA HO,

DUA HAI K MEHFILON SE SAJE ZINDAGI AAP KI,

BAS HUMEN PUKAAR LENA AGAR KOI SAATH NA HO.

15.) BOLTI HAI DOSTI,

CHUP REHTA HAI PYAR,

HANSAATI HAI DOSTI,

RULAATA HAI PYAR,

MILTI HAI DOSTI,

JUDA KARTA HAI PYAR,

PHIR BHI KIYON DOST CHHOR K LAUG KARTE HAIN PYAR……

16.) MERI KHAHANI EK BAND KITAAB SI HAI,

JIS NE KHOLA US NE PARHA NAHIN,

JIS NE PARHA WO SAMJHA NAHIN,

JO SAMJHA AAJ WO MERE PAAS NAHIN…..

17.) CHALEN AB UTHEN JALDI SE,

AANKHEN KHOLEN TAAKE,

SURAJ APNI POORI AABOTAAB SE CHAMKE,

DUNIYA KO ROSHNI MILE,

THORA SA MUSKURAYEN TAAKE,

DARYA KA PAANI APNI,

APNI POORI RAWAANI SE CHALE,

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18.) CHHOTHE LAUG

`` PAISE `` KIS BAAT

KARTE HAIN

BARE LAUG

`` TIME `` KI BAAT

KARTE HAIN

KHUBSURAT LAUG

BAAT HI NAHIN KARTE

WO SIRF

SMS KARTE HAIN!!!…

19.) REH NA PAAO GI KABHI BHULA KAR DEKH LO,

YAQEEN NAHIN AATA TO AAZMA KAR DEKH LO,

HAR JAGAH MEHSOOS HOGI KAMI HUMAARI,

APNI MEHFIL KO KITNA BHI SAJA KAR DEKH LO….

20.) KHUSHBU KI TARHA AAP K PAAS BIKHAR JAAYEN GE,

SUKUN BAN KAR DIL ME UTAR JAAYEN GE,

MEHSOOS KARNE KI KOSHISH TO KARNA,

DOOR HOTE HUE BHI PAAS NAZAR AAYEN GE.

21.) BAHUT SOCHA K JAWAB KIYA BHEJOON,

AAP JAISE DOST KO LAFZON KI KITAAB KIYA BHEJOON,

DOSTI KI ALAMAT HOTA HAI GULAAB,

JO KHUD GULAAB HO USSE GULAAB KIYA BHEJOON.

22.) DIL JEET LEN WO JIGAR HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN,

QATAL KAR DEN WO NAZAR HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN,

AAP SE WAADA HAI MERA HAMESHA MUSKURAANE KA,

WARNA AANKHON ME SAMANDER HUM BHI RAKHTE HAIN.

23.) TERE CHEHRE PE JO RANG-E-HAIYA THEHR JAAYE,

TO SAANS, WAQT, SAMANDER, HAWA THEHR JAAYE,

TU MUSKURAAYE TO HANS PARE HAR MAUSAM,

TU GUNGUNAYE TO BAAD-E-SABA THEHR JAAYE.

24.) TANHA RAATON ME YAAD KOI AATA HAI,

WAQT MERA AKSAR USKI YAAD ME GUZAR JAATA HAI,

KHUSHI AUR GHAM ME WO HI NAZAR AATA HAI,

Q K YE PAGAL DIL USE BOHT CHAHATA HAI.

25.) BARSAAT AAYE TO ZAMEEN GILI NA HO,

DHOOP AAYE TO SARSOO PEELY NA HO,

A DOST TU NE YEH KAISE SOCH LIYA K,

TERI YAAD AAYE AUR PALKEN GILI NA HON,

( YA )

TERI YAAD AAYE AUR TERE MOBILE PAR,

MERA SMS NA HO.

26.) KAHAN DIL CHHOR AAYE HO,

BAHUT CHUP CHAAP REHTE HO,

NA BANTY HO NA SANWARTY HO,

NA KOI BAAT KARTI HO,

BHARI MEHFIL ME BHI AKSAR,

HAMESHA KHOYI REHTI HO,

UDAASI AANKH ME LE KAR,

HAR EK CHEHRE KO TAKTI HO,

KOI JAB YAAD AATA HAI,

TO THANDI AAH BHARTI HO,

TO KHUL KAR KIYON NAHIN KAHETI HO,

K TUM `` MUJH `` SE PYAR KARTI HO.

( YA )

TUM KISI SE PYAR KARTI HO.

27.) WHEN

YOU MISS

()¤() CLOSE

( -,-) YOUR EYES

(‘’)(‘’) AND

IMAGINE

()¤() ()¤() DAT

( ‘,’ ) ‘,’ ) WE ARE

(‘’) (‘’)`)(‘’) 2GETHER.

28.) ,/\,¤,/\,

( . . ) A SWEET

‘=, ’,=’ MAANO

(,,)””(,,)

4 A SWEETEST PERSON

JUST 2 SAY

% GJJD MJRNING %

29.) MILO K AAJ KOI BAAT RU BARU KAR LEN,

YEH KIYON HAIN DOORIYAAN IS PE GUFTUGU KAR LEN,

KAREN GE PHIR HI IBADAT TUMHAARE CHEHRE KI,

K PEHLE AANKHON KO ASHQON SE BA-WAZU KAR LEN.

30.) TERI AWAZ TERE ROOP KI PEHCHAAN HAI,

TERE DIL KI DHARKAN MERE DIL KI JAAN HAI,

NA SUNU JIS ROZ TERI BATEIN,

LAGTA HAI US ROZ YEH JISM HI BEJAAN HAI.

31.) WAQT BOHT KAM HAI SAATH BITAANE ME,

ISE NA GAWAANA KABHI RUTHNE MANANE ME,

`` RISHTA `` TO HUM NE BAANDH HI LIYA HAI AAP SE,

BAS THODA SA SAATH DE DENA ISSE NIBHAANE ME.

32.) HUM TERE DIL ME RAHEN GE EK YAAD BAN KAR,

TERE LAB PAR KHILEN GE MUSKAAN BAN KAR,

KABHI HUMEN APNE SE JUDA NA SAMAJHNA,

HUM TERE SAATH CHALEN GE AASMAAN BAN KAR.

33.) TWO THINGS 2 B REMEMBERED IN LIFE

1^ST

DON’T TAKE ANY DECISION WHEN U R ANGRY.

2^ND

DON’T MAKE ANY PROMISE WHEN U R HAPPY.

34.) KABHI YAAD AAYE TO EK BAAR KAHENA,

KABHI BAARISH BAN K IN AANKHON SE BAHENA,

DOST NA SAHI TO AJNABI HI RAHENA,

PAR…..

@ KABHI @

@ ALVIDA @

@ NA KAHENA @

35.) AAP SE MILNE KO MANN KAR RAHA HAI,

MANN KO SAMJHAAYEA TO DIL TARAPNE LAGA,

DIL KO BEHLAAYEA TO AANKHEN RO PARIN,

UNHEN CHUP KARAYEA TO SAANSEN BOL PARIN,

!!!@ `` I MISS U JAAN `` @!!!

36.) TERE KHUABON KA SILSILA CHALTA HAI SAATH SAATH,

SHAMA KI MAANIND DIL JALTA HAI SAATH SAATH,

ROZO SHAB TERI YAADEIN AATI HAIN IS TARAH,

TERE HAR KHAYEAL ME DIL PIGALTA HAI SAATH SAATH,

MUJHE LAGTA HAI BAAR HAA AAYE MERE DIL,

MERE RONE PAR SURAJ PIGALTA HAI SAATH SAATH,

BE SABAB POOCHH BAITHA WO CHAHAT KI INTIHA,

JISKI AAH PAR MERA DIL NIKALTA HAI SAATH SAATH,

YEH HAQEEQAT HAI YA FARAIB KOI,

KHUAB ME B WO CHALTA HAI SAATH SAATH.

37.) KAHAN KOI MILA JIS PAR DIL LUTA DETE,

HAR EK NE DHHOKA DIYA KIS KIS KO BHOOLA DETE,

RAKHTE HAIN DIL ME CHHUPA K APNA DARD,

KARTE BAYAAN TO MEHFIL KO RULA DETE.

38.) RAHE NA PAAO GI KABHI BHOOLA KAR DEKH LO,

YAKEEN NAHIN AATA TO AZMA KAR DEKH LO,

HAR JAGAH MEHSOOS HOGI KAMI MERI,

APNI MEHFIL KO KITNA BHI SAJA KAR DEKH LO.

39.) KABHI PYAR DEKHNA HO TO MERI AANKHON ME DEKHNA,

KABHI IZHAAR DEKHNA HO TO MERE HONTON PAR DEKHNA,

AGAR MERI KHUBSURAT DUNIYA DEKHNI HO TO `` AAYENA `` DEKHNA.

40.) YEH AANSOO BHI KAMBAKHT EK PARESHAANI HAIN,

KHUSHI AUR GHAM DONON KI NISHAANI HAIN,

SAMAJHNE WAALON K LIYE ANMOL HAIN,

AUR…..

AUR NA SAMAJHNE WAALON K LIYE SIRF PAANI HAIN.

41.) MERI MOHABBAT KI BAS ITNI KAHANI HAI,

EK TOOTI HUI KASHTI AUR SUKA HUA PAANI HAI,

EK GULAAB UN KI KITAAB ME DAM TOR CHUKA,

AUR UN KO YAAD HI NAHIN K YE KIS KI NISHAANI HAI.

42.) HASRATON SE HUM AAP KI RAH SAJA DENGE,

SAPNON KI DUNIYA HUM AAP PAR LUTA DENGE,

NA KOI PHOOL HAI AAJ MERE DAAMAN ME,

LEKIN AAP K AANE PAR PALKEN BICHHA DENGE.

43.) ZINDAGI ME BOHT BAAR WAQT AISA AAYEA GA,

JAB TUM KO CHAHANE WAALA HI TUM KO RULAAYE GA,

MAGAR BHAROSA RAKHNA US PAR,

AKELE ME WO TUM SE ZIYAADA AANSOO BHAAYE GA.

44.) ¤¤¤ AANKHEN ¤¤¤

KIYA BAAT KAHON UN AANKHON KI,

JIN AANKHON PE MARTA HOON,

WO AANKHEN JHEEL SI AANKHEN HAIN,

JIN ME DOOB K ROZ UBHARTA HOON,

MUJHE DEKHNE K LIYE UTHTI HAIN,

MILTE HI WO NAZAR JHUKTI HAIN,

SAARE JAHAN ME AISI AANKHEN NAHIN,

JIN AANKHON PE MAIN MARTA HOON,

IN AANKHON ME AANSOO NA AAYE KOI,

KAHIN BHI GHAM NA PAAS AAYE KOI,

SADA MUSKURAATI RAHEN YEH,

HAR DAM YEH DUA MAIN KARTA HOON,

KIYA BAAT KAHON UN AANKHON KI,

JIN AANKHON PE MAIN MARTA HOON.

45.) MOHABBAT KI SHAMMA JALAKE TO DEKHO,
ZARA DIL KI DUNIYA SAJA KAR TO DEKHO,
TUMHE HO NA JAAYE MOHABBAT TO KEHNA,
ZARA HUMSE NAZAREN MILAKE TO DEKHO.

46.) LOG ISHQ KARTE HAIN,
BARE SHOR KE SAATH.
HUMNE BHI KIYA,
BARE ZOR KE SAATH.
MAGAR AB KARENGE,
THORA GAUR KE SAATH.
KYONKI KAL USKO DEKHA,
KISI AUR KE SAATH.

47.) TAMAM UMAR ZINDAGI SE DOOR RAHE,
TERI KHUSHI KE LIYE TUJSE DOOR RAHE
AB IS SE BADKAR WAFA KI SAZA KYA HOGI
KI TERE HOKAR BHI TUJSE DOOR RAHE.

48.) ANKHEN APKI HO, PAR ANSU MERE
ZINDAGI APKI HO, PAR SANSE MERI
DIL APKA HO, PAR DHARKAN MERI
ZINDAGI KE AKHRI MOR PAR DUA HOGI YAHI
KAFAN APKA HO, AUR MAUT MERI.

49.) JAB BHI APSE MILNE KI TAKDEER NAZAR AYI
MUJHE PAVON MAIN BANDHI ZANJEER NAZAR AYI
TERI YAAD MAIN NIKAL PARE MERE AANSU
HAR AANSU MAIN TERI TASWEER NAZAR AYI.

50.) TALAASH KARO KOYI TUMHE MIL JAYEGA
MAGAR HUMARI TARAH TUMHE KAUN CHAHEGA
ZAROOR KOYI CHAHAT KI NAZAR SE TUMHE DEKHEGA
MAGAR HAMARA DIL KAHAN SE LAYEGA.

51.) MOHABBAT KA AJEEB KAROBAAR HUM NE KIYA,....WOH BE WAFA SEHI MAGAR PYAAR HUM NE KIYA,......AGAR WOH CHOR GAYEA TO MAT KEHO BURA US KO,...QASOOR USKA NAHE "AITEBAAR" HUM NE KIYA!!!!!!!!!!!

52.) ZINDAGI KI CHAHT KA SILSILA HAI KOI MILL GAYA TO KOI BICHHER GAYA JINHE MANGA THA DUAON MAIN WOH KISI AUR KO BINA MAANGE MILL GAYEA

53.) DEEWAANE CHUP KAISE RAHEN...

AAO DUNIYA SE YEH KAHEN...

JINHEN HUM SE MILNA GAWAARA NAHIN HAI...

HUM SE MILA NA KAREN...

54.) DIL NE TERI JAFA KO SAHARA SAMJH LIYA GUZRI HAI HUM PE BHI YUN MUSIBAT KABHI KABHI BADLA HAI YUN BHI RANG _E_ MOHABBAT KABHI KABHI TAKLEEF_E_HIJER DE GAYEE RAHAT KABHI KABHI DUNIYA SAMJH NA LE TERE GHAM KI NAZAKTEIN KERTA HUN ZER LAB JO SHIKAYEAT KABHI KABHI HAI JIS TARF NIGAH TAWAJH IDHER NAHI HOTI HAI BE RUKHI BHI INAYEAT KABHI KABHI AAE SHAB_E_ FIRAQ TO GHABRA GAYE SHABEEH AAE HAI ZINDAGI MAIN KAYAMATH KABHI KABHI .....!

55.) KABHI ROKE MUSKURAYE, KABHI MUSKURAKE ROYE, TERI YAAD JAB BHI AAYEE, TUJHE BHULA BULAKE ROYE.... EK TERA HI NAAM THA JISE HAZAAR BAAR THA LIKHA JISE KHUSH HUE THE LIKHKAR USE MITA MITAKE ROYE.......

56.) AASMA KE TAARE PUCHTE HAIN, KYA TUMHE AAJ BHI INTEZAR HAI USKE AANE KA,

YEH DIL MUSKURA K KEHTA HAI, AB TAK YAKEN NA HUA USKE CHALE JANE KA..........

57.) EK HE SAHER MEIN REHTE HAIN, PHIR BHI MIL NAHI PATE HAIN, TUMSE TO TUMHARE KHUAB ACHE HAIN, JO AANKH BANDH KARTE HE CHALE AATE HAIN........

58.) TUM TO MERY APNE HO PHIR YE TAKALLUF KESA LOG TO GAIRON SE BHII KEH DETY HAIN BATAIN DILL KI IZHAR HUM KAREN YA UDHAR SE HO IBTIDA, BARSON GUZAR GAYE YEHI SOCHTA HUAY SAJDA KAROON GA TUJH KO TO KAAFIR KAHIN GAY LOG, YE KON SOCHTA HAI TUJHAY DEKHNAY KAY BAAD.

59.) HASRAT HAI SIRF TUMHE PAANE KI, AUR KOI KHWAHISH NAHI IS PARWANE KI, SHIKWA MUJHSE NAHI KHUDA SE KARO, KYA ZARURAT THI TUMHE KHOOBSURAT BANANE KI.

60.) NA ZINDAGI MILI NA WAFA MILI, NAJAANE HAR KHUSHI HUMSE KHAFA MILI, JHOOTHI MUSKAAN LIYE APNE GHAM CHHUPAATE HAIN, SACHI MOHABBAT KARNE KI BHI KIYA KHOOB SAZA MILI......

61.) HUM TERE DIL MAI RAHENGEE EK YAD BANKAR, TERE LAB PE KHILENGEE MUSKAN BANKAR, KABHI APNE SE JUDA NA SAMJANA, HUM TERE SATH CHALEGE AASMAN BANKAR.

62.) CHAHAT PE ZINDA REHNAY WALAY HAM NA THAY KISI PE MAR MITNAY WALAY HAM NA THAY AADAT SI HO GAI HAI AAP KO YAAD KARNAY KI WARNA KISI KO YAAD KARNAY WALAY HAM NA THAY.

63.) PHOOL SE MEHAK KO MITYA NAHI JATA, SURAJ SE KIRAN KO HATYA NAHI JATA, DOSTI ME DOORI KITNI BHI HO, AAP JAISE DOST KO BHULAYEA NAHI JATA.

64.) DOSTI SE KIMTI KOI JAAGIR NAHI HOTI DOSTI SE KHUBSURAT KOI TASVEER NAHI HOTI DOSTI YUN TO HAI EK KACHHA DHAAGA MAGAR IS DHAGE SE MASBOOT KOI ZANJEER NAHI HOTI!!!

65.) DILON SE KHELNE KA HUNAR HUME NAHI AATA ISILIYE ISHQ KI BAAZI HUM HAAR GAYE MERI ZINDAGI SE SHAYAD UNHE BAHUT PYAR THA ISILIYE MUJHE ZINDA HI MAAR GAYE..

66.) WO CHAAND JAISE AASMAAN ME CHAMAKTE RAHE, HUM RAAT BHAR UNKI CHAMAK ME KHOYE RAHE... JAANTE HAIN KABHI NA PAA SAKENGE UNHE,PHIR BHI HAR DUA ME UNHI KO MAANGTE RAHE....

67.) US KO MERA HALKA SA EHSAAS TO HAI,

US KO MERA HALKA SA EHSAAS TO HAI,

BE-DARD SAHI WOH MERI HUMRAAZ TO HAI,

WOH AAYE NA AAYE MERE PAAS LEKIN,

SHIDDAT SE MUJHE USKA INTEZAR TO HAI,

ABHI NAHI TO KYA HUA MIL HI JAAYEGI KABHI,

MERE DIL MEIN US SE MILAN KI AAS TO HAI,

PYAAR KI GAWAHI MERE AANSO`ON SE NA MAANG,

BARASTI NAHI AANKHEN MAGAR DIL UDAAS TO HAI.

68.) HUM KO ACHA LAGA TERA MUSKURATE HOYE AANA,

HUM KO ACHA LAGA WO TERA SHARAM SE GUZAR,

JANA ACHA LAGA DOOR SE DEKHNA WO TERA,

PASS AA KER NAZRAIN JHUKANA ACHA LAGA,

WO JO BARSON SE TERE SEENE MAI QAID HAI,

AANKHON SE BATANA ACHA LAGA,

TERA JATE WAQT MURR KER NA DEKHNA,

PHIR QADMON KA RUK JANA ACHA LAGA,

TUU FALAK KI TARHA CHHAYEA THA MUJH PER,

AAJ WO FALAK KA TOOTA TARA ACHA LAGA,

SUNA HAI MOHABBAT ME HOTE HAIN HER TARAF ANDHERE,

AAJ DUNIYA KA WO QAUL SACHA LAGA.

69.) LEHAR AATI HAI,

KINARE SE PALAT JATI HAI,

YAAD AATI HAI,

DIL MEIN SIMAT JATI HAI,

DONO MEIN FARAKH SIRF ITNA HAI,

LEHAR BEWAQT AATI HAI,

AUR YAAD HAR WAQT AATI HAI.

70.) AB DOSTI KI DASTAAN WAQT SUNAYEGA, HUM KO BHI KOI SHAKHS YAAD AAYEGA , TAB BHOOL JAYENGE ZINDAGI KE GHAMON KO , JAB AAP KE SAATH GUZRA WAQT YAAD AAYEGA.

71.) SHIKAYAT B BOHT HAI SHIKWE B HAZARON HAI SHIKAYAT B BOHT HAI IS DIL KO MAGAR US SE MOHABAT B BOHT HAI AA JATA HAI MILNE WO TASAWWOOR MAI HAMARE EK SHAKHS KI ITNI SI INAYAT B BOHT HAI YEH B HAI TAMANNA K USE DIL SE BHULA DEIN IS DIL KO MAGAR USKI ZAROORAT B BOHT HAI DEKHEIN TO ZARA PEE KE HUM ZEHR-E-MOHABBAT SUNTE HAIN K IS ZEHR MAI LAZZAT B BOHT HAI.

72.) KITNE AZIYAT SE USNE MUJHE BHULAYA HOGA MERI YAAD NE USE KHOOB RULAYA HOGA BAAT BE BAAT AANKH USKI JO JHALKI HOGI USNE CHEHRE KO BAAZU`ON ME CHUPAYA HOGA SOCHA HOGA USNE DIN ME MUJHE KAYI BAAR NAAM HATHELI PAR LIKH LIKH KE MITAYA HOGA JAHA USNE ZIKRA SUNA HOGA MERA KISI SE USKI AANKHO ME KOI AANSU TO AAYA HOGA RAAT KO BHI DER TAK NEEND NA AAYI HOGI USNE TAKIYE KO BHI SEENE SE LAGAYA HOGA HO KE NIDHAL MERI YAADO SE USNE MERI TASWEER SE SIR APNA TIKAYA HOGA POOCHA HOGA JO KISI NE USKI HAALAT KA SABAB USNE BAATO ME KHOOB USE CHUPAYA HOGA JAB KISI CHAND KO DEKHA HOGA AKELE USNE USSE MERA PYAR YAAD AAYEA HOGA.

73.) WOH SHAKHS KIYA HAI JO HAR ROZ SAZA DETA HAI PHIR HANSTA HAI WO ITNA K SAB KUCH BHULA DETA HAI KABHI RO DE TOU MUJH KO BHI BHOOL JATA HAI AUR PHIR BHOOL K MUJH KO BHI RULA DETA HAI.

74.) YEH JO DOORION MEIN HAIN FAASLE INHAIN MUKHTASER NAHI KAR SAKE KABHE HUM SAFER NAHI KAR SAKE KABHE TUM SAFER NAHI KAR SAKE, BADI CHAHATON SAY SAJAYEA THA KOI AASHIAANA BANAYEA THA MAGAR AASHIYANE KO AAJ TAK KABHI APNA GHAR NAHI KAR SAKE, CHALE AISE PEROON KI CHAAON ME K RAHAIN TUMHAARI PANAHON ME MAGAR AITEBAAR K RAASTE MERE PAAON SIR NAHI KAR SAKE, HAIN JO FAASLE TERI QURBATOON ME, WOH KAHAN TERE HIJR ME INHI FAASLON MEIN RAAT KI KABHE HUM SEHAR NAHI KAR SAKE, KAHA HAAL-E-DIL TERE SAAMNE KABHE TERE DIL KA KAHA SUNA MAGAR EK BAAT KI BEKHABAR TUJHE HUM KHABAR NAHI KAR SAKE, KAYI ZAKHM DIL K SIYE GAYE KAYI MUSHKILON ME JIYE GAYE MAGAR AAH! APNE WAJOOD KO KABHE HUM GEHAR NAHI KAR SAKE.

75.) ......AUR KUCH NAHI BADLA AAJ BAAD MUDAT KE MAINE USKO DAIKHA HAI WOH ZARA NAHI BADLI AB BHI APNI AANKHON ME SO SAWAL RAKHTI HAI CHHOTI CHHOTI BAATON PAR AB BHI KHUL KE HANSTI HAI AB BHI USKE LEHJAY MAIN WOHI KHANKHANAHAT HAI WOH ZARA NAHI BADLI AB BHI USKI PALKON KE SAAYE GEELAY REHTE HAIN AB BHI USKI SOCHON MAIN MERA NAAM REHTA HAI AB BHI MERI KHATIR WOH USSI TARAH HAI PAGAL HAI WOH ZARA NAHI BADLI AAJ BAAD MUDDAT KE MAINE USKO DEKHA HAI TO MUJHE BHI LAGTA HAI MAIN BHI USKI CHAHAT ME USSI TARAH HI PAGAL HOON BAAD ITNI MUDDAT KE AUR KUCH NAHI BADLA JUZ HAMARE RASTON KE AUR KUCH NAHI BADLA.....

76.) DIL KI BASTI BIKHAR GAYI HOTI,

K ROOH K YE ZAKHAM BHAR GAYE HOTE,

YEH ZINDAGI TO AAP KI AMANAT THI WARNA,

HUM TO KAB KE MAR GAYE HOTE !

77.) CHHOR JAATE HAIN BEECH BHANWAR MAIN MEHRBAAN KAISE KAISE,

KUCH TO ZINDAGI KI KAMI SE MAJBOOR HOTE HAIN,

KUCH APNI AADAT SE MAJBOOR HOTE HAIN.

78.) BHOOL KAR TUMKO NA JEE PAYENGE SAATH TUM HOGI JAHAN JAYENGE,

HAM KOI WAQT NAHIN HAIN HAM-DAM JAB BULAAOGI CHALE AAYENGE.

79.) DOST BANKER BHI NAHI SAATH NIBHANE WALA

WOHI ANDAAZ HAI ZAALIM KA ZAMAANE WALA

KIA KAHEN KITNAY MARASIM THAY HUMAARE US SE

WOH JO EK SHAKHS HAI MUN PAHER K JAANE WALA

KIA KHABAR THI JO MERI JAAN MAIN GHULA REHTA HAI.

80.) SIRF CHAHNE SE KUCH HOTA NAHIN HAASIL, QAYAMAT TOU ANDAAZ-E-BAYAN MEIN HOTI HAI,ISHQ MEIN JAB WAAR KARTI HAIN AANKHEIN,TAB TALWAREIN BHI AKSAR MAYAN ME HOTI HAI....!!

81.) AAP KI DOSTI NE BOHAT KUCH SEKHA DIA, MERI KHAMOSH DUNYA KO JASAY HANSA DIA, QARZDAR HUN MA US KHUDA KA, JIS NE MUJHY AP JASAY DOST SAY MILA DIA.

82.) HUM PARAYE HUE EK MULAQAT ME BAAT AAGE BADHI BAAT HI BAAT ME. BEKHABAR HOGAYE JAB MILI YEH NAZAR JANE DIL PE HUA HAI YEH KAISA ASAR RUKH BADALNE LAGA ZINDAGI KA PYAR SHAYEAD HAI NAAM ISI KA.. DIL HUMARA HUA HAI KISI KA.. PYAR SHAYEAD HAI NAAM ISI KA..

83.) PEE HAI SHARAB HAR GALI HAR MEHKHANE SE EK DOSTI SE HO GAYI HAI SHARAB K JAAM SE,

GUZRE HAI HUM KUCH AISE MUKAM SE K NAFRAT SE HO GAYI HAI MOHABBAT K NAAM SE.

84.) PYAR KAM NAHI HOTA KISI KE DOOR JAANE SE,

GHAM ZAROOR LAG JAATE HAI KISI KE BICHHAR JAANE SE.....

85.) LOG KEHTE HAIN,HUM JINHE CHAHTE HEIN WO CHAAND KA TUKDA HAI,

HUM KEHTE HAIN, HUM JINHE CHAHTE HAIN CHAAND USKA TUKDA HAI...

86.) BHOOL SE AGAR KOI BHOOL HUI, TO BHOOL SAMAJH K USE BHOOL JANA, ARRE BHOOLNA SIRF BHOOL KO, BHOOLKAR BHI HUMEN NA BHOOL JANA.

87.) EK DIN BAHARON KE PHOOL MURJHA JAYENGE,

JAB BHOOLE SE KABHI HUM YAAD AAYENGE,

EHSAAS HOGA TUMHE HAMARI DOSTI KA,

JAB DOOR BAHUT DOOR HUM TUMSE CHALE JAYENGE.

88.) HAR KARZ DOSTI KA ADA KAUN KAREGA,

JAB HUM HI NAHI RAHENGE TO DOSTI KAUN KAREGA,

A KHUDA MERE DOSTON KO SALAMAT RAKHNA,

VARNA MERE JEENE KI DUA KAUN KAREGA.

89.) NO TEAR, NO FEAR,

KHAO PIZZA AUR PIYO BEER,

Q K O MY DEAR 28 MINT BAAD HAI,

HAPPY NEW YEAR,

DEKHI DOSTI KI YAARI,

KIYA JHHAKAAS ENTRY MAARI,

WISH U HAPPY NEW YEAR.

90.) KITNA HASEEN PHIR SE NAZAARA BANA DIYA,

JAISE KHUDA NE TUM KO DOOBAARA BANA DIYA,

AAYEA THA IMTIHAAN ME MAZMOON HUSN PAR,

HUM NE PAPER PAR CHEHRA TUMHAARA BANA DIYA.

91.) DIL K DARD CHHUPAANA KITNA MUSHKIL HAI…..

TOOT K PHIR MUSKURAANA KITNA MUSHKIL HAI…..

DOOR TAK JAB CHALO KISI K SAATH TO PHIR…..

TANHA LAUT K AANA KITNA MUSHKIL HAI.

92.) KIYA DOST TUM BHI AJEEB HO,

MERE DIL K KITNE QAREEB HO,

NA CALL KARTE HO NA SMS KARTE HO,

KIYA TUM MUJH SE BHI ZIYAADA GHAREEB HO.

93.) KABHI LAFZ BHOOL JAAON KABHI BAAT BHOOL JAAON,

TUJHE IS QADAR CHAHON K APNI ZAAT BHOOL JAAON,

UTH KAR KABHI JO TERE PAAS SE CHAL DOON,

JAATE HUE KHUD KO TERE PAAS BHOOL JAAON.

94.) NAHIN DEKH K KOI GUNEHGAAR HAI KITNA,

YEH DEKH K TERE SAATH WAFADAAR HAI KITNA,

YEH NAHIN SOCH USSE KUCH LOGON SE NAFRAT BHI HAI,

YEH SOCH K USSE TUJH SE PYAR HAI KITNA…..

95.) YEH BAAZI KHOON KI BAAZI HAI,

YEH BAAZI TUM HI HAARO GE,

HAR GHAR SE BHUTTHO NIKLE GA,

TUM KITNE BHUTTO MAARO GE.

96.) DIL ME MERE HAI DARD-E-BHUTTO,

DARD-E-BHUTTO…..

DIL ME MERE HAI DARD-E-BHUTTO!

WO HASEENA WO NEELAM PARI,

HUI THI JAB ELECTION ME KHARI,

PATA NAHIN KAHAN SE GOLI CHALI,

SAB K LIYE HO GAYI MUSHKIL KHARI,

DIL ME MERE HAI DARD-E-BHUTTO,

DARD-E-BHUTTO.

97.) ZARA SI ROSHNI MUJH KO ACHI LAGI,

MUJHE AAP K EK LAMHE KI HANSI ACHI LAGI,

AAP SE BAAT KI JO EK ROZ,

US HI DIN SE MUJHE APNI ZINDAGI ACHI LAGI……

98.) SAALON BAAD NAJAANE KIYA SAMA HOGA,

HUM SAB DOSTON ME SE NAJAANE KAUN KAHAN HOGA,

PHIR MILNA HUA TO MILEN GE KHUABON ME,

JAISE SUKHE GULAAB MILTE HAIN KITAABON ME.

99.) WO MILA MUJHE SADIYON BAAD,

MERE LAB PE KOI GILA NA THA,

MERI CHUP NE USSE RULA DIYA,

JAISE GUFTUGU ME KAMAAL THA.

100.) KAUN KEHTA HAI MERE BAGHAIR WO TANHA HOGA,

WO ( 1 ) CHAAND HAI KAHIN AUR CHAMAKTA HOGA,

WO TO REHTA HAI MOHABBATON K DES ME,

USSE KIYA KHABAR KOI TANHA USSE SOCHTA HOGA.

101.) DON’T MIND AB TUM SE KOI RISHTA NAHIN MERA BAS KUCH HI DINON BAAD MAIN TUMHEN CHHOR DOON GA MUJHE BEWAFA NAHIN SAMAJHNA BAS MERI KOI MAJBOORI HAI

FAQAT

TUMHAARA

APNA

2007J

102.) KHUDA KARE K NAYEA SAAL AAP KO RAAS AAJAYE,

JISE AAP CHAHTE HON WO AAP K PAAS AAJAYE,

AAP SAARA SAAL KANWARE NA RAHEN,

AAP KA RISHTA LE KAR AAP KI SAAS AAJAYE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.

103.) IS SE PEHLE K 2007 KI SHAAM HO JAAYE,

MERA SMS AURON KI TARHA AAM HO JAAYE,

SAARE MOBILE NETWORK JAAN HO JAAYEN,

AUR NEW YEAR WISH KARNA AAM HO JAAYE,

SO ……

!’’’’’!_!’’’’’!.*.*.*.*.*.

! _ APPY .*.*.*.*

!__!_!__!.*.*.*.*.*.

.*.*.*.NEW.*.*.*.

.*.*.*.YEAR.*.*.*.

.*.*.*.2008.*.*.*.*.

104.) MERI DUA HAI K AAP IS SAAL K 12 MAHEENE KHUSH RAHO,

52 HAFTE MUSKURAATE RAHO,

365 DIN AAP PAR ALLAH MEHRBAAN RAHE,

8760 GHANTE QISMAT AAP KA SAATH DE. ( AAMEEN ).

105.) WISHING U 12 MONTHS OF HAPINESS,

52 WEEKS OF FUN,

365 DAYS OF LAUGHTER,

8760 HRS OF GOOD LUCK,

525600 MIN OF JOY,

3153600 SEC OF SUCCESS,

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.

106.) * IS

* SHAAM

* KI

* TANHAI

* SE

* IS

* DARD

* KI

* GEHRAI

* SE

* YE

* DIL

* KUCH

* KEH

* RAHA HAI

* ZARA SAMJHO

* IN

* FIZAON

* KI

* KHUSHBOO KO K

AAP

KOI DIL

SE YAAD

KAR RAHA HAI.

107.) BAN K AJNABI MILEN ZINDAGII K SAFAR ME KAHIN,

IN QURBAT K LAMHON KO KABHI BHULAAYEN GE NAHIN,

AGAR YAAD RAKHNA FITRAT HAI UNKI,

TO BHOOL JAANE KI AADAT MUJHE BHI NAHIN.

108.) UN SE MILNE KI JUSTUJU BHI HAI,

AUR WO MERE RUBRU B HAI,

HOSLA B NAHIN HAI JEENE KA,

AUR JEENE KI AARZOO BHI HAI,

HUM NE SOCHA DIL JALA DEN,

PHIR KHAYEAL AAYEA,

DIL ME WO BHI HAI.

109.) AAJ BHI TERE LEHJE ME RAAZ WO HI HAI,

CHEHRA WO HI HAI CHEHRE KA LIBAAS WO HI HAI,

KAISE TUJH KO MAIN BEWAFA KAHE DOON,

K AAJ B TERI BAATON KA ANDAAZ WO HI HAI……

110.) CHAHO TUM JISE CHAHAT SE ZIYAADA,

SAPNE DEKHO TUM JIS K NEEND SE ZIYAADA,

MAANGO TUM JISE MANNAT SE ZIYAADA,

KHUDA KARE WO BHI AAP KO PYAR KARE,

APNI SAANSON SE ZIYAADA.

111.) BICHHARTE WAQT US NE KAHA THA,

NA SAWAAL KARNA NA JAWAB MILE GA,

MUJHE BHOOL JAANA QARAAR MILE GA,

HUM US MUQAAM PER THAY,

NA SAWAAL KIYA NA JAWAB MILA,

NA BHOOL SAKE NA QARAAR MILA.

112.) KISI KAMZOR LAMHE ME,

AGAR MAIN TUM SE YE KAHE DOON,

K…!

MUJHE TUM SE MOHABBAT HAI,

TO TUM YEH NAHIN SAMAJH LENA,

K MAINE SACH KAHA HOGA,

AISI DILNASHIN BAATON KO,

AISE DILKASH ANDAAZ SE KAHENA,

MUJHE BACHPAN SE AATA HAI,

MERI AANKHEN MERA CHEHRA,

MERA BESAAKHTA LEHJA,

SAB HI KUCH JHOOTH HI HOGA,

MAGAR IS JHOOTH ME BHI,

EK SACH HAI,

K…!

MUJHE TUM SE `` MOHABBAT `` HAI…..!

113.) RAHON PE NAZAR RAKHNA HONTON PE DUA RAKHNA,

AAJAAYE KOI SHAYEAD DARWAAZA KHULA RAKHNA,

EHSAAS KI SHAMA KO IS TARHA JALAYE RAKHNA,

APNI BHI KHABAR RAKHNA MERA BHI PATA RAKHNA.

114.) DIL ME KISI KI YAAD K NASHTAR UTAR GAYE,

KITNE SITAARE AANKH SE TOOTE BIKHAR GAYE,

AA JAAIYE K AAP KO TARSE HAI AB NIGAH,

DEKHA NAHIN HAI HUM NE BOHT DIN GUZAR GAYE.

115.) YEH BAATEIN KITAABI YEH NAZMEN POORAANI,

NA IN KI HAQEEQAT NA IN KAHANI,

NA LIKHNA INHEN NA MEHFOOZ KARNA,

YEH JAZBAAT HAIN BAS INHEN MEHSOOS KARNA.

116.) HAR CHEHRE ME KUCH TO KHAAS HAI,

IS LIYE HAR NAZAR KO EK ( 1 ) NAZAR KI TALAASH HAI,

AAP SE DOSTI YUN HI NAHIN KAR BETHE,

KIYA KAREN HAMAARI PASAND HEE KUCH KHAAS HAI.

117.) APNA DIL KHUD APNI TABAHI KA SABAB HOTA HAI,

YEH MOHABBAT KA ZAMAANA BHI AJAB HOTA HAI,

KAUN SI BAAT NE KAB KIS KA DIL TOR DIYA,

SAAMNE WAALE KO EHSAAS HI KAB HOTA HAI.

118.) AGAR HUM YAAD NAHIN KARTE TO BHULAATE BHI NAHIN,

AGAR HUM HANSAATE NAHIN TO KABHI RULAATE BHI NAHIN,

HUM ROZ NAYE DOST CHAHE BANATE NA HON,

PAR JO BANATE HAIN UNHEN GAWATE NAHIN.

119.) MUJHE DIL APNA DEKAR AAJ MEHRBAAN HO JAAO,

MERE DIL ME UTAR KAR MERI JAAN HO JAAO,

MAIN KAUN HOON KIYA HOON MUJHE KOI BHI NAHN JAANTA,

MERI JAAN BAN KAR MERI PEHCHAAN BAN JAAO.

120.) KASHMIR KI WAADIYON ME,

BARFILI HAWAON ME,

JHEEL K KINAARE BETHE HUE RAANJHE KO,

HEER NE CHEEKH CHEEKH KAR KIYA KAHA?????

`` HARAAM KHOR `` HERO NA BAN,

SWEATER PEHEN LE.

121.) EXCELLENT MIND,

KHUBSURAT CHEHRA,

MEETHI AWAAZ,

MASOOM AANKHEN,

PERFECT PERSONATLY,

KHUSH MIZAAJ ANDAZ,

YEH TO HUI MERI BAAT OR TUM KAISI HO.

122.) DIL K KONE SE EK AAWAAZ AATI HAI,

HUMEN HAR PAL AAP KI YAAD AATI HAI,

DIL POOCHTA HAI BAAR BAAR HUM SE,

JINHEN HUM YAAD KARTE HAIN,

KIYA UNHEN BHI HUMAARI YAAD AATI HAI ?????

123.) ALWAYS WELCOME NEW DAY WITH

`` SMILE ``

ON YOUR

`` LIPS ``

SINCERITY IN YOUR

`` HEART ``

GJJD THOUGHTS IN YOUR

`` MIND ``

& U`LL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.

`` GJJD MJRNING ``

124.) JAANE KIS TARHA BANATE HO TUM ITNE AHBAB,

MAINE EK SHAKHS KO CHAHA SO WO B NA RAHA.

125.) NASHA-E-ISHQ KA GAR ZARF DIYA THA MUJH KO,

UMAR KA TANG NA PEMAANA BANAYEA HOTA,

ROZE MAMORAYE DUNIYA ME KHARABI HAI GHALIB,

AISI BASTI SE TO WEERAANA BANAYEA HOTA.

126.) NA SAMJHO TUM ISSE SHOR-E-BARHAM,

KHIZAAN PATTO M CHHUP K RO RAHI HAI,

HUMAARE GHAR KI DEEWAARON PE GHALIB,

UDAASI BAAL KHOLE SO RAHI HAI.

127.) HUMAARE HAAL SE WO BEKHABAR HI ACHA HAI,

HUMEN MILE HO TO AB US SE KUCH NAHIN KAHENA,

128.) DIL-E-NADAAN TUJEH HUA KIYA HAI,

AAKHIR IS DARD KI DAWA KIYA HAI,

HUM MUSHTAQ AUR WO BEZAAR,

YA ILAAHI YE MAAJRA KIYA HAI,

JAB K TUM BIN NAHIN KOI MAUJOOD,

PHIR YEH HUMGAAAM A KHUDA KIYA HAI,

JAAN TUM PAR NISAAR KARTA HOON,

MAIN NAHIN JAANTA DUA KIYA HAI.

129.) `` LARKIYAAN `` RIZQ KI TARHA HOTI HAIN,

APNI HON TO HAMESHA KHUSHI AUR SHUKAR KI NIGAH DAALO,

NIGAAHON OR DIL SE IN KI SALAMTI CHAHO,

DUSRON KI HON TO NIGAHEN JHUKA LO,

BAAT KARO TO KOI GADLA KHAYEAL DIL OR NIGAHON KO AALODA NA KARE,

TUMHAARA HONA TAHAFFUZ KA EHSAAS DILAAYE NA K SAAMNE WAALE KO APNI ``IZZAT`` KI PAR JAAYE.

130.) YEH AARZOO THI K AISA B KUCH HUA HOTA,

MERI KAMI NE TUJHE BHI RULA DIYA HOTA,

MAIN LAUT AATA TERI SIMT EK LAMHE ME,

TERE LABON NE MERA NAAM TO LIYA HOTA.

131.) KUCH KHUD BHI THAY AFSURDA SE,

KUCH LAUG BHI HUM SE ROOTH GAYE,

KUCH KHUD HI ZAKHAM K AADI THAY,

KUCH SHEESHAY HAATH SE TOOT GAYE,

KUCH KHUD BHI THAY HASAAS BOHAT,

KUCH APNE MUQADDAR ROOTH GAYE,

KUCH KHUD BHI ITNE MOHTAAT NA THAY,

KUCH LAUG BHI HUM KO LOOT GAYE,

KUCH TALKH HAQEEQATEN THIN ITNI,

K KHUAB HI SAARE TOOT GAYE.

132.) D.O.S.T.I

D:- DASTAK BHI NA DE.

O:- OR APNA BANA LE.

S:- SAARI ZINDAGI JO SAATH DE.

T:- TAQDEER JO SANWAAR DE.

I:- ISI RISHTE KO KAHETE HAIN.

.*DOSTI.*

133.) ZINDAGI K HAR MOR PE SUNHERI YAADON KA EHSAAS RAHENE DO,

SURROOR DIL ME AUR MITHAAS ZUBAAN PE RAHENE DO,

YE HI FALSAFA HAI JEEWAN KA,

NA RAHO UDAAS NA KISI KO UDAAS RAHENE DO.

134.) ( 1 ) EK SHAKHS K KHO JAANE KA DARR KIYON NAHIN JAATA,

YEH BOJH MERE DIL SE UTAR KIYON NAHIN JAATA,

MANZIL PE PAHUNCH KAR BHI USSE KHONA PARE GA,

YEH TE HAI TO PHIR SHAUQ-E-SAFAR KIYON NAHIN JAATA.

135.) BAAT AISI HO K JAZBAAT KAM NA HON,

KHAYEALAAT AISE HON K KABHI GHAM NA HO,

DIL K KONE ME ITNI SI JAGAH RAKHNA,

K KHAALI KHAALI SA LAGE JAB MAIN NA HON.

136.) DIL K BAZAAR ME DAULAT NAHIN DEKHI JAATI,

PYAR HO JAAYE TO SURAT NAHIN DEKHI JAATI,

EK HI INSAAN PAR LUTA DO SAB KUCH,

KIYON K PASAND HO CHEEZ TO,

KEEMAT NAHIN DEKHI JAATI.

137.) HAR BAAT SE INKAAR NAHIN HOTA,

HAR RAASTE PAR INTIZAAR NAHIN HOTA,

YUN TO AUR LAUG BHI AAP KO SMS KARTE HAIN,

LEKIN……

HAR SMS ME……

HUMAARE JAISA PYAR NAHIN HOTA.

138.) HO RAAT PICHHLE PEHAR,

AUR CHAND AANGAN ME AAJAYE,

TUM CHAAND KI MANIND TANHA HO,

YEH BAAT TUMHEN TARPA JAAYE,

KUCH KHUAB SAJA KAR PALKON PE,

TUM CHAAND SE BAATEN KAR LENA,

HUM YAAD TUMHEN HI KARTE HAIN,

TUM YAAD HUMEN BHI KAR LENA,

KUCH BAAT NA HO JAB,

AISE HI NAM AANKH TUMHAARI HO JAAYE,

TUM BAAT KAHIN PE KARTE HO,

DIL AUR KAHIN PE KHO JAAYE,

JAZBAAT K AISE AALAM ME,

MUSKAAN LABON PAR BHAR LENA,

HUM YAAD TUMHEN HI KARTE HAIN,

TUM YAAD HUMEN BHI KAR LENA.

139.) 00:03

00:02

00:01

00:00

ALLAH HU AKBAR

=*=***=*=*=

( ISLAAMI )

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

140.) ,*/\” “w” “/\*,

! <ô_I_ô ô !

AAP KI

HAR KHUAHISH

HAR KHUSHI

HAR DUA

POORI KARE. AUR 1429 HIJRI SAB K LIYE KHUSHIYAAN LAAYE.

( HAPPY ISLAMIC NEW YEAR ).

141.) RAKHTA HAI MUJHE THAAM KAR GIRNE NAHIN DETA,

MAIN TOOT BHI JAAON TO BIKHARNE NAHIN DETA,

IS DARR SE KAHIN KAANTA NA CHUBH JAAYE HAATH ME,

PHOOL BHI MUJH KO PAKARNE NAHIN DETA,

WO IS QADAR HASSAS MOHABBAT HAI MERI,

K KOI GHAM MERE SEENE ME PALNE NAHIN DETA.

142.) DOST NE DOSTI KE LIYE DOST KO BHULA DIYA,

KYA HUA JO KISI AUR KE LIYE AAPNE HUMEN BHULA DIYA,

HUM TO WAISE BHI AKELE THE,

KIYA HUA JO APP NE HUMEN EHSAAS DILA DIYA.

143.) EK SHAMA AGAR TU NE DIL SE JALA DI HOTI,

ZINDAGI MERI ANDHERON KI NA AADI HOTI,

SHUKAR HAI KHUABON PE TERA BAS NA CHALA,

WARNA TU NE TO MERI NEENDEN HI URA DI HOTIN.

144.) TERE BINA HUM JEENA BHOOL JAATE HAIN,

ZAKHMON KO SEENA BHOOL JAATE HAIN,

TU ZINDAGI ME SAB SE ZIYADA AZIZ HAI,

TUJH SE HAR BAAR YEH KAHENA BHOOL JAATE HAIN.

145.) JO TERE ISHQ ME KHOYE TO PHIR PATA NA RAHA,

ZAMAANE BHAR SE MERA KOI WAASTA NA RAHA,

BAHUT GEHRE MARASIM THAY DOSTON SE MERE,

TUMHAARE BAAD KISI SE BHI RAABTA NA RAHA,

DEKH KAR SAAMNE TUM KO KOI GILA NA RAHA,

JUNOON CHARHA TO IS TARHA ISHQ KA TERE,

KOI HADOOD PHIR KOI ZAABTA NA RAHA,

LAGI JO AAG DIL ME TO IS TARHA PEHLI,

PHIR BACH NIKALNE KA KOI BHI RAASTA NA RAHA.

146.) BAHUT UDAAS HOON MAIN TERE JAANE SE,

HO SAKE TO LAUT AA KISI BAHANE SE,

TU LAAKH KHAFA SAHI MAGAR EK BAAR TO DEKH,

MAIN TOOT GAYEA HOON TERE ROOTH JAANE SE.

( YA )

BAHUT UDAAS HAI KOI SHAKHS TERE JAANE SE,

HO SAKE TO LAUT AA KISI BAHANE SE,

TU LAAKH KHAFA SAHI MAGAR EK BAAR TO DEKH,

KOI TOOT GAYEA HAI TERE ROOTH JAANE SE.

147.) US NE KAHA TUM ME PEHLI SI BAAT NAHIN ?????

MAINE KAHA ZINDAGI ME AB TERA SAATH NAHIN.

US NE KAHA AB KISI KI AANKHON ME DOOB JAATE HO ?????

MAINE KAHA AB KISI AANKH ME WO BAAT NAHIN.

US NE KAHA KION ITNA TOOT K CHAHA THA MUJHE ?????

MAINE KAHA INSAAN HOON PATHAR ZAAT NAHIN.

US NE KAHA KIYA MAIN BEWAFA HOON ?????

MAINE KAHA K AB MUHE WAFA KI TALASH NAHIN.

US NE KAHA BHOOL JAAO MUJH KO !!!!!

MAINE KAHA TUM HAQEEQAT HO KOI KHUAB NAHIN.

148.) HUM DOST BANKAR DOSTI NIBHAARE RAHEN GE,

WAQT BE WAQT AAP KO YAAD AATE RAHEN GE,

DUA KARO UMAR LAMBI H HUMAARI WARNA,

YAAD BAN KAR TUMHEN YAAD AATE RAHEN GE.

149.) SELENT A SYMBOL FOR YOUR LIFE PARTNER.

ITS VERY INTRESTING …..

I WILL TELL U MEANING…..

ANSWER WILL BE GIVEN AFTER YOUR REPLY.

( ANSWER )

% ( KANJOOS )

* ( BEST COUPLE )

# ( LIKING BUT NOT LOVE )

$ ( NON STOP KISING )

? ( EVERY DAY HONEYMOON )

/ ( DEEP LOVERS )

= ( NO LOVE NO LIKE ).

150.) UPAR SE GHUSSA AUR DIL ME PYAR KARTE HO,

NAZREN CHURAATE HO DIL BEQARAAR KARTE HO,

LAAKH CHHUPA LO DUNIYA SE MUJHE SAB PATA HAI,

TUM ROZ MERE SMS KA INTIZAAR KARTI HO.

( YA )

TUM ROZ MERA INTIZAAR KARTI HO.

151.) ANA KI HADH SE NIKALNE KA MUQAABLA TO KAR,

TUM MERA SAATH NIBHAANE KA `` HOSLA `` TO KAR,

KABHI NA TOOTNE WAALA HESAR BAN JAAON,

TU MERI ZAAT ME RAHENE KA FAISLA TO KAR.

152.) IS QADAR HUM YAAR KO MANAANE NIKLE,

US KI CHAHAT K HUM DEEWAANE NIKLE,

JAB BHI USSE DIL KA HAAL BATAANA CHAHA,

TO US K HONTON SE WAQT NA HONE K BAHAANE NIKLE.

153.) KABHI HUM PE WO JAAN DIYA KARTE THAY,

JO HUM KAHETE THAY WO MAAN LILYA KARTE THAY,

AAJ PAAS SE ANJAAN BAN KAR GUZAR GAYE,

JO DOOR SE HI PEHCHAAN LIYA KARTE THAY.

154.) MILNE KI KHUSHI HAI YA DOOR RAHNE KA GHAM,

AANKHON ME AANSOON HAIN YA UDAAS HAIN HUM,

KAISE KAHE DEN K KAISE HAIN HUM,

BAS ITNA SAMAJH LO K TUM BIN AKELE HAIN HUM.

155.) HUM SE MILNE JAANA AAO KABHI,

AUR KAHIN PHIR NA JAAO KABHI,

POOJTA HAI KOI TUMHE SUBAH SAAM,

APNE DIL KO YEH BATAO KABHI,

NIDHAAL KAR DETE HAIN TERE GHAM MUJH KO,

MERE GHAM PE TUM BHI ASHQ BHAAO KABHI,

YEH DIL K TERE BAGHAIR SAMABHALTA HI NAHIN,

AA K KISI ROZ ISSE KUCH SAMJHAO KABHI,

SURMAYI SHAAM KA DUKH PHIR DIL ME A BASA HAI,

DIYE APNI AANKHON K MERE LIYE JALAO KABHI,

DIL DHOONDHTA HAI PHIR WO HI ANDAAZ-E-DIL NASHEEN,

MUJH SE ROOTHO PHIR MUJH KO SATAO KABHI,

HAATH JAB UTHE HAIN BAS RAB SE TUJHE MAANGA HAI,

HUM TO TUMHAARE, TUM BHI HUMAARE HO JAO KABHI.

156.) AARZOO YEH NAHIN K GHAM KA TOOFAAN TAL JAAYE,

FIQAR TO YEH HAI K TUMHAARA DIL NA BADAL JAAYE,

KABHI BHI MUJHE KO AGAR BHULAANA CHAHO TUM,

DARD ITNA DENA K MERA DUM NIKAL JAAYE……..

157.) TERI KAMI BHI HAI,

TERA EHSAAS BHI HAI,

TU DOOR BHI HAI MUJH SE,

PAR PAAS BHI HAI,

KHUDA NE YUN NAWAAZA,

TERI DOSTI SE MUJHE,

K MUJHE KHUD PE GHUROOR BHI HAI,

AUR NAAZ BHI HAI.

158.) JAB CHAND KO DEKHO TO YAAD HUMEN KARNA,

YEH SOCH KAR NAHIN K KHUBSURAT HAI WO,

YEH SOCH KAR K TANHA HAI WO SITAARON KI BHEER ME.

159.) DARD KO B AB DARD HONE LAGA HAI,

DARD SEENE ME CHHUP K RONE LAGA HAI,

NA ROYE KABHI HUM DARD KO DEKH KAR,

PAR DARD AB HUMEN DEKH KAR RONE LAGA HAI.

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FUNNY SMSES

AA GALE LAG JA MERE YAAR,

DEDOON JADU KI JHAPPI DO CHAR,

AAISE HI KAT JAYE ZINDAGI WITH OUT ANY RISK,

YEHI HAI HAMARI NEW YEAR WISH.

1.) !’’’’’’’\/’’’’’’’!

! USKURAO

!__!’\/’!__!

AUR

!’’’’’!_!’’’’’!

! _ ANSO

!__!_!__!

HAR PAL

!’’’’’’’’’’\

! ם )

!_ _ _/ IL SE…..

2.) DEAR CUSTOMER

ASSALAM-O-ALEKUM

AAP KI DOSTI KI VALIDITY KHATAM HO RAHI HAI,

BARA-E-MEHRBAANI FORAN AIK MINT ME PYARA SA SMS KAR KE RACHARGE KAREN.

FROM

YOUR FRIEND.

3.) EK BAAR EXAM ME QUESTION THA,

``CHALLENGE KISE KAHETE HAIN?``

SARDAAR NE SAARE PAGES KHAALI

CHHOR KAR LAST PAGE PAR LIKHA,

``APNE BAAP KI AULAD HAI TO

PAAS KAR K DIKHA``!.

4.) WAADIYON SE SURAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,

FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,

AAP HAIN K UDAAS BETHE HAIN,

AB TO MUSKURAO Q K PHIR HUMAARA SMS AAYEA HAI.

5.) : # : A FRIEND

I I IS LIKE

( O ) A

( ? ) GUIRAAR.....

USKI...

BAJAATE RAHO.

6.) MOHABBAT KARO IBAADAT K SAATH,

PYAR KARO SACHAI K SAATH,

DOSTI KARO DIANAT K SAATH,

SMS PARH LIYA!!!

CHALO AB REPLY KARO SHARAFAT K SAATH.

7.) HUM KO GALI ME DEKH KAR KHUD KO CHHUPA LIYA,

JAANE YEH DUSHMANON NE USSE KIYA SIKHA DIYA,

GHAR US NE KIYA BANAYEA MASJID K SAAMNE,

CHAHAT NE US KI HUM KO NAMAZI BANA DIYA.

8.) AAJ ----- DEEDAAR

KAL ----- YAAR

PARSON ----- PYAR

PHIR ----- IQRAAR

PHIR ----- INTIZAAR

PHIR ----- TAKRAAR

PHIR ----- DARAAR

SAARI MEHNAT BEKAAR

BACHI KISI AUR K SAATH FARAAR

SHIT YAAR SHIT YAAR SHIT YAAR.

9.) ZOO ME BACHE NE HAATHI KE LUN KO DEKH KAR POOCHA,

MOM YEH KIYA HAI ???

MOM: KUCH NAHIN HAI.

PAPA: DEKHA BETA TUMHAARI MAMMA K LIYE TO YE BHI KUCH NAHIN HAI.

10.) *

ITS MAGIC STICK N I`LL MAKE U PRINCE

CLOSE UR EYES

NOW OPEN UR EYES

;*****;

X(@..@)X

“(---)”

OOOPS

JAADOO ULTA HO GAYEA!.

11.) CHHOTHE LAUG

`` PAISE `` KIS BAAT

KARTE HAIN

BARE LAUG

`` TIME `` KI BAAT

KARTE HAIN

KHUBSURAT LAUG

BAAT HI NAHIN KARTE

WO SIRF

SMS KARTE HAIN!!!…

12.) IN A PARTY…..

A LADY IS UNABLE TO FIND TOILET…..

SO SHE ASK A PATHAAN ( YA ) SARDAAR

`` PEESHAAB `` ( YA ) SUSU KARNE KI JAGAH DIKHAO ``

PATHAAN ( YA ) SARDAAR SMILES

AND REPLIES

`` U NAUGHTY !

PEHLE TUM DIKHAO ``.

13.) LADY TO HER LAWYER : MUJHE MERE SHAHUR ( YA ) PATI SE TALAK CHAHIYE,

LAWYER : MAGAR WO TO KABADDI CHAMPION HAI,

LADY : YEH HI TO PROBLEM HAI SIRF HAATH LAGA K BHAAG JAATA HAI…..!

14.) THERE IS ONLY ONE BOY WHO IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH EVERY PART OF A GIRL`S BODY,

APPROVED AND RALIABLE,

GUESS WHO IS THAT BOY ???….

THAT’S LIFEBOY YAAR.

15.) HIJAR K AZAABON SE DARR LAGTA HAI,

MUJHE APNE HI KHUABON SE DARR LAGTA HAI,

KAL BHI IN KI MEHAK SE BANDA MARR GAYEA,

ZAALIM MUJHE TERI JURAABON SE DARR LAGTA HAI.

16.) HASEEN TUM HO TO BURE HUM BHI NAHIN…

MEHLON MAIN TUM HO TO SARKON PE HUM BHI NAHIN…

DOSTI KAR K KEHTE HO BUSY HO…

KAAM KHOL K SUN LO MAILAY ( FREE ) HUM BHI NAHIN.

17.) I WANT KISS FROM U….

BUT

DO U KNOW ???

WHAT`S KISS MEANS ???

K = KOI

I = INTERESTING

S = SMS

S = KARO

SO ( KISS ) ME PLS …..

18.) > KARACHI >

ME SIRF ( 3 ) CHEEZEN BOHT POPULAR HAIN,

, ,

( ‘’ )/’

<)) MAIN

,/I,

, ,

( “ ) MERA

<((> STYLE

,/ ?_

AUR

, ,

( ”,)

<((> MERE

_/I, SMSES.

19.) TELL ME I THING

DEVDAS KO BAAP NE KAHA GHAR CHHOR DO,

MAA NE KAHA PAARO KO CHHOR DO,

PAARO NE KAHA SHARAAB CHHOR DO,

BUT…..

AAP KO KIS NE KAHA …..

K SMSES KARNA CHHOR DO.

20.) SAARA DIN SMS NAHIN BHEJHA,

CHALO SIT STAND KARO,

<@>

,IL

<@>

< >

<@>

,IL

<@>

< >

<@>

,IL

<@>

< >

CHALO BAS KARO AAYINDA SMS ZAROOR KARNA OK.

21.) U R MY

`` DAWLANCE ``

Q K DAWLANCE RELIABLE HAI,

U R MY

`` PEL ``

AAJ BHI KAL BHI

U R MY

`` SUFI ``

JO NAAM HAI EITMAAD KA

OUR RELATIONSHIP LIKE

`` KISAAN ``

ITNA KHAALIS JITNA PYAR.

22.) WHEN

YOU MISS

()¤() CLOSE

( -,-) YOUR EYES

(‘’)(‘’) AND

IMAGINE

()¤() ()¤() DAT

( ‘,’ ) ‘,’ ) WE ARE

(‘’) (‘’)`)(‘’) 2GETHER.

23.) ,/\,¤,/\,

( . . ) A SWEET

‘=, ’,=’ MAANO

(,,)””(,,)

4 A SWEETEST PERSON

JUST 2 SAY

% GJJD MJRNING %

24.) YAAD RAKH KAR MERI DOSTI KO TUM NE,

MERI ZINDAGI PAR EK EHSAAN KAR DIYA,

IS MOBILE ME YEH LAST RUPIYA THA,

DEKHO HUM NE WO BHI TERE NAAM KAR DIYA.

25.) DIL KI BAATON ME AANA ACHA LAGTA HAI,

LARKI KO LE K DATE PE JAANA ACHA LAGTA HAI,

SHAADI SE PEHLE DIL KO BHAATY HAIN SANGEET,

BAAD ME TO BAS QAUMI TARAANA ACHA LAGTA HAI.

26.) KEHTE HAIN KI ISHQ MAIN NEEND UR JAATI HAI
KOI HUMSE BHI ISHQ KARE
KHAMBHAQAT NEEND BAHUT AATI HAI.

27.) TAJ MAHAL KYA CHEEZ HAI
MAIN TO USSE BHI BARA MAHAL BANAOONGA,
AREE MUMTAZ TO MARKE DAFAN HUI THI,
MAIN TO TUJHE ZINDA HI DAFNA DOONGA.

28.) KHIRKI KHULI ZULFEIN BIKHRI
DILNE KAHA DILDAR NIKLA
PAR HI RE MERI PHOOTI KISMAT
NAHAYA HUA SARDAR NIKLA.

29.) ZINDAGI TO HUM BHI JEE RAHE THAY,
TAQDEER HUMARI KHARAB NIKLI
TAJMAHAL HUM BHI BANA SAKTE THAY,
MUMTAZ HUMARI BEWAFA NIKLI.

30.) TERI YAAD MAIN HUMNE UTHA LIYA KAGHAZ QALAM AUR TASVEER AAP KI BANAI!

SOCHA THA KE ISS KO DIL SE LAGA KER RAKHENGE MAGER WOH TO BACHON KO DARANE KE KAAM AAYI!

31.) AAJ NEWS PAPER ME PARHA,

DOSTON KO SMS KARNE SE DIL KI BEEMAARI HO SAKTI HAI,

TO AAJ SE BAND……..

KIYA SMS ?…..

NAHIN BHAI…

NEWSPAPER.

31.) NO TEAR, NO FEAR,

KHAO PIZZA AUR PIYO BEER,

Q K O MY DEAR 28 MINT BAAD HAI,

HAPPY NEW YEAR,

DEKHI DOSTI KI YAARI,

KIYA JHHAKAAS ENTRY MAARI,

WISH U HAPPY NEW YEAR.

32.) PATHAN KI MANGNI HUI US KO PATA CHALA K MANGETAR KA KISI SE KOI AFFAIR NAHIN THA,

PATHAN NE YEH KAHE KAR MANGNI TOR DI……

JAB YEH KISI AUR KI NA HO SAKI TO MERI KIYA HOGI.

33.) KITNA HASEEN PHIR SE NAZAARA BANA DIYA,

JAISE KHUDA NE TUM KO DOOBAARA BANA DIYA,

AAYEA THA IMTIHAAN ME MAZMOON HUSN PAR,

HUM NE PAPER PAR CHEHRA TUMHAARA BANA DIYA.

34.) KIYA DOST TUM BHI AJEEB HO,

MERE DIL K KITNE QAREEB HO,

NA CALL KARTE HO NA SMS KARTE HO,

KIYA TUM MUJH SE BHI ZIYAADA GHAREEB HO.

35.) IT`S A MAGIC TRICK,

EK GLASS THANDA PAANI KA LEN,

USSE APNE BARABAR BETHE SHAKHS PAR DAALEN,

YEH THANDA PAANI USSE GARAM KAR DE GA,

TRY IT AT UR OWN RISK. JAANU KARNA.

36.) YEH BAAZI KHOON KI BAAZI HAI,

YEH BAAZI TUM HI HAARO GE,

HAR GHAR SE BHUTTHO NIKLE GA,

TUM KITNE BHUTTO MAARO GE.

37.) DIL ME MERE HAI DARD-E-BHUTTO,

DARD-E-BHUTTO…..

DIL ME MERE HAI DARD-E-BHUTTO!

WO HASEENA WO NEELAM PARI,

HUI THI JAB ELECTION ME KHARI,

PATA NAHIN KAHAN SE GOLI CHALI,

SAB K LIYE HO GAYI MUSHKIL KHARI,

DIL ME MERE HAI DARD-E-BHUTTO,

DARD-E-BHUTTO.

38.) ( 2 ) DO BACHE JUNGLE ME POTY ( TATTI ) KAR RAHE THAY,

ACHANAK LION A GAYEA……

1^ST:

CHHOTOO TU DARR RAHA HAI ???

2^ND

NAHIN MAIN NAHIN DARTA.

1^ST

TO SAALAY APNI DHO MERI KIYON DHO RAHA HAI.

39.) DON’T MIND AB TUM SE KOI RISHTA NAHIN MERA BAS KUCH HI DINON BAAD MAIN TUMHEN CHHOR DOON GA MUJHE BEWAFA NAHIN SAMAJHNA BAS MERI KOI MAJBOORI HAI

FAQAT

TUMHAARA

APNA

2007J

40.) AAP PAGAL HO

YAAR MAANO AAP

AAP PAGAL HO

GHUSSA KIYON KARTE HO

WAISE AAP PAGAL HO

P = PYARE

A = ACHE

G = GUMSUM

A = ANMOL

L = LOVELY

DEKHA AAP KITNE PAGAL HO.

41.) ,:*’’’’’*,:

*;’,…..:* YEH EK

___)(___ DARAKHT HAI.

KHOOBSURAT HAI NA….

AGAR MUJHE BHOOLNE KI KOSHISH KI TO ISI PAR LATKA DOON GA.

42.) KISI KAMZOR LAMHE ME,

AGAR MAIN TUM SE YE KAHE DOON,

K…!

MUJHE TUM SE MOHABBAT HAI,

TO TUM YEH NAHIN SAMAJH LENA,

K MAINE SACH KAHA HOGA,

AISI DILNASHIN BAATON KO,

AISE DILKASH ANDAAZ SE KAHENA,

MUJHE BACHPAN SE AATA HAI,

MERI AANKHEN MERA CHEHRA,

MERA BESAAKHTA LEHJA,

SAB HI KUCH JHOOTH HI HOGA,

MAGAR IS JHOOTH ME BHI,

EK SACH HAI,

K…!

MUJHE TUM SE `` MOHABBAT `` HAI…..!

43.) PEHLE WO MERI GIRL FRND THI,

MAIN BOLTA THA WO SUNTI THI,

PHIR WO MERI MANGETAR BANI,

WO BOLTI THI MAIN SUNTA THA,

AUR JAB WO MERI BIWI BANI,

HUM DONO BOLTE HAIN MAHULLA SUNTA HAI.

44.) EK ( 1 ) CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PARPOSE KIYA,

SHERNI NE KAHA ABAY CHAL TU NE APNA JISM JAAN HIGHT DEKHI HAI ?????

CHUHA BOLA….

IN SAB KO CHHORO MERA CONFIDENCE DEKHO.

HAHAHAHAHA………..

45.) PATHAN GIRL FRIEND KO GHAR LE GAYEA,

SAB DARWAAZE KHIRKIYAAN BANDH KARDIYE,

PARDE GIRA DIYE LIGHT OFF KAR K,

GIRL FRIEND K PAAS AAYEA OR KAHA,

DEKHO HAMAARA GHARI ME LIGHT JALTA HAI.

46.) KASHMIR KI WAADIYON ME,

BARFILI HAWAON ME,

JHEEL K KINAARE BETHE HUE RAANJHE KO,

HEER NE CHEEKH CHEEKH KAR KIYA KAHA?????

`` HARAAM KHOR `` HERO NA BAN,

SWEATER PEHEN LE.

47.) EXCELLENT MIND,

KHUBSURAT CHEHRA,

MEETHI AWAAZ,

MASOOM AANKHEN,

PERFECT PERSONATLY,

KHUSH MIZAAJ ANDAZ,

YEH TO HUI MERI BAAT OR TUM KAISI HO.

48.) KASHMIR KI WAADIYON ME,

BARFILI HAWAON ME,

JHEEL K KINAARAY BETHI HUI HEER NE RAANJHE SE KAHA, SASSI NE PUNNOO SE KAHA, JO SHEEREN NE FARHAAD SE KAHA WO AAJ MAIN TUMHEN KAHETA HOON.

`` SWEATER PEHEL LO THAND LAG JAAYE GI ``.

49.) GIRL BOY SE: TUM MERE MANGETAR HO NA.

BOY : HAAN HOON.

GIRL : TO MUJHE TELENOR KA 1000 WAALA CARD BHEJ DO NA.

BOY : MAIN TUMHAARA MANGETAR HOON TELENOR WAALON KA DAMAD NAHIN.

“ ~ ~ “

50.) HAMAARE SMS SE LAUG SAMAJHTE HAIN K HUMEN AADAT HAI PAISE URAANE KI,

LEKIN……

WO NADAAN KIYA SAMHEN?????

K YEH BHI….

EK ADA HAI KANJOOSON KO SHARAM DILAANE KI.

51.) `` LARKIYAAN `` RIZQ KI TARHA HOTI HAIN,

APNI HON TO HAMESHA KHUSHI AUR SHUKAR KI NIGAH DAALO,

NIGAAHON OR DIL SE IN KI SALAMTI CHAHO,

DUSRON KI HON TO NIGAHEN JHUKA LO,

BAAT KARO TO KOI GADLA KHAYEAL DIL OR NIGAHON KO AALODA NA KARE,

TUMHAARA HONA TAHAFFUZ KA EHSAAS DILAAYE NA K SAAMNE WAALE KO APNI ``IZZAT`` KI PAR JAAYE.

52.) MEHFIL SAJI THI MSGES KA THA DAUR,

SESES ME KIYA THA ?????

YEH KISI NE NAHIN KIYA GHOR,

SMSES ME PAISE LAGAY THAY MERE HALAL K,

AUR SAB KANJOOS KAHE RAHE THAY,

EK ( 1 ) AUR ( 1 ) EK AUR …. WAH WAH.

53.) HAR BAAT SE INKAAR NAHIN HOTA,

HAR RAASTE PAR INTIZAAR NAHIN HOTA,

YUN TO AUR LAUG BHI AAP KO SMS KARTE HAIN,

LEKIN……

HAR SMS ME……

HUMAARE JAISA PYAR NAHIN HOTA.

54.) WAISE TO TUM MUJHKO `` AZEEZ `` HO,

HAALAN K TUM KIYA `` CHEEZ `` HO,

NA CALL KARTI HO NA SMSES,

AUR NAKHRE TUM AISE KARTI HO,

JAISE `` SHAUKAT AZIZ `` HO.

( YA )

JAISE `` BENAZIR BHUTO `` HO.

55.) MERI DOSTI WO DAAGH HAI,

JO AAP MITAANA BHI CHAHO GE,

TO NA MITA PAAO GE,

BAS ITNI ILTIJA HAI AAP SE,

SURF EXCELL SE NAHIN DHOHNA,

WARNA……

DHHOONDHTE RAHE JAAO GE.

56.) SELENT A SYMBOL FOR YOUR LIFE PARTNER.

ITS VERY INTRESTING …..

I WILL TELL U MEANING…..

ANSWER WILL BE GIVEN AFTER YOUR REPLY.

( ANSWER )

% ( KANJOOS )

* ( BEST COUPLE )

# ( LIKING BUT NOT LOVE )

$ ( NON STOP KISING )

? ( EVERY DAY HONEYMOON )

/ ( DEEP LOVERS )

= ( NO LOVE NO LIKE ).

57.) UPAR SE GHUSSA AUR DIL ME PYAR KARTE HO,

NAZREN CHURAATE HO DIL BEQARAAR KARTE HO,

LAAKH CHHUPA LO DUNIYA SE MUJHE SAB PATA HAI,

TUM ROZ MERE SMS KA INTIZAAR KARTI HO.

( YA )

TUM ROZ MERA INTIZAAR KARTI HO.

58.) IS QADAR HUM YAAR KO MANAANE NIKLE,

US KI CHAHAT K HUM DEEWAANE NIKLE,

JAB BHI USSE DIL KA HAAL BATAANA CHAHA,

TO US K HONTON SE WAQT NA HONE K BAHAANE NIKLE.

59.) AGAR HO UDAAS TO GAAO KOI GAANA,

AGAR LAGI HAI BHOOK TO KHAAO TUM KHAANA,

AGAR HO BEEMAAR TO KARO EK SMS RAWAANA,

KIYON KE ……..

( 1 ) EK SMS ROZAANA RAKHE TANDRUST AUR TAWAANA.

60.) AAP SE GUZAARISH HAI,

PLS APNE GHAR KI ACHI TARAH SE TALAASHI AUR CHHAAN BEEN KAR LEN,

KIYON K……..

PPP KA DAAWA HAI ……..

K…….

`` HAR GHAR SE BHUTTO NIKLE GA ``.
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