Sunday, January 13, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] FW: this is why students fail in exams...!!!!! (2 gud)


Subject: this is why students fail in exams...!!!!! (2 gud)


 

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.


Boring Lecture 



Typical academic year for a student:

1.
TV Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2.
Melting Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3.
Sleepy 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4.
Swinging 2 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5.
Munchy 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6.
Gossip 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7.
Cheater Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8.
Presents Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9.
Sneezy For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10.
Movie TheaterMovies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
Make A Wish 
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!


Balance = 0


" Then how can a student pass ??"





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