[Hindi_Jokes] BEFORE AND AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE
BEFORE AND AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE (Not For All)
Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - Twice a night. After - Twice a month.
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
Before - Saturday Night Fever. After - Monday Night Football.
Before - Don't stop. After - Don't start.
Before - Is that all you're having? After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey.
Before - It's like I'm living in a dream. After - It's like I'm living in a dorm.
Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars. After - If I had a dime for everything stupid he's done.
Before - $60/doz. After - $1.50/stem.
Before - Turbocharged. After - Jumpstart.
Before - We agree on everything. After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before - Blind. After - Nearsighted.
Before - Victoria's Secret. After - Fruit-of-the-Loom.
Before - Charming and Noble. After - Chernobyl.
Before - Feathers and handcuffs. After - Ball and chain.
Before - Idol. After - Idle.
Before - I love a woman with curves. After - I never said you were fat.
Before - He's completely lost without me. After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still. After - This relationship is going nowhere.
Before - Croissant and cappuccino. After - Bagel and instant.
Before - You look so seductive in black. After - Your clothes are so depressing.
Before - Oysters. After - Fish sticks.
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other. After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
Before - Passion. After - Ration.
Before - Once upon a time. After - The end.
Before - Twice a night. After - Twice a month.
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
Before - Saturday Night Fever. After - Monday Night Football.
Before - Don't stop. After - Don't start.
Before - Is that all you're having? After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey.
Before - It's like I'm living in a dream. After - It's like I'm living in a dorm.
Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars. After - If I had a dime for everything stupid he's done.
Before - $60/doz. After - $1.50/stem.
Before - Turbocharged. After - Jumpstart.
Before - We agree on everything. After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before - Blind. After - Nearsighted.
Before - Victoria's Secret. After - Fruit-of-the-
Before - Charming and Noble. After - Chernobyl.
Before - Feathers and handcuffs. After - Ball and chain.
Before - Idol. After - Idle.
Before - I love a woman with curves. After - I never said you were fat.
Before - He's completely lost without me. After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still. After - This relationship is going nowhere.
Before - Croissant and cappuccino. After - Bagel and instant.
Before - You look so seductive in black. After - Your clothes are so depressing.
Before - Oysters. After - Fish sticks.
Before - I can hardly believe we found each other. After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you.
Before - Passion. After - Ration.
Before - Once upon a time. After - The end.
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