Tuesday, November 06, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Human, Angel and Devil

Human, Angel and Devil
 
Human: Eh, it's already morning?
Angel: Wake up son of Adam, it's already dawn, do your morning prayer...
Devil: Alaaahhhh, still early man, wait up please...
 
Human: I want to eat now. I'm hungry.
Angel: Dear son of Adam, please say your grace with the name of God
Devil: No need lah, I'm so hungry, mmmm....delicious!!!
 
Human: What am gonna wear, today?
Angel: Dear son of Adam, please wear a decent dress, ok...
Devil: Ehh! it really hot! I better wear something loose and follow today style!
 
Human: Alamak, I'm late!
Angel: Get up, don't be late to go to work, kay
Devil: Ahhh! mmmm...aahhh! Just ask your friends to punch your card!
 
Human: The calling of prayer is now
Angel: Dear son of Adam, get up and do your duty
Devil: Ahhh! relax man, still early
 
Human: Wow! what's this...
Angel: Dear son of Adam, God see all what you're doing and knows everything
Devil: Go away, best! its a waste if you don't see this!
 
Human: My friend is doing kind of sin....
Angel: Dear son of Adam, advice not to do so
Devil: Hey, don't be busy body please!
 
Human: It is better if you spread this good advice
Angel: Dear son of Adam, it is good to advice each other for the good cause
Devil: Think for yourself please, you all has grown up, do not waste your time.
 
Human: I'm making a big sin...
Angel: Dear son of Adam, repentance is the best solution, and God is very forgivefull
Devil: Wait laaaa.....next time you can anyway, you still young, man!
 
Human: If I go, sure it will be fun
Angel: Dear son of Adam, if your feet making a step into the place that was against your God's will, turn away from it
Devil: Don't worry, nobody know, common!
 
Human: Uhhhhh! I'm so tired
Angel: Dear son of Adam, prayer is good for you here and the hereafter.
Devil: Hey son of Adam, it is important to have the happiness and the hereafter is only a dream for you!
 
You human: Should I share them with my friends
Angel: Remind your friends dear son of Adam
Devil: Busy body lah!
 


 
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