Tuesday, November 20, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Hasna Mana Hai

 
 Shoher Biwi Aur Narazgi   Shoher aur biwi main narazgi hojati hai, aur baat cheet band hoti hai...   Shoher raat ko sotay waqt biwi kay takiye kay ooper aik parchi likh kar rakhta hai kay "Mujhay Subah 6 Jaga dena".   Jub shoher sahab subah ko uthtay hain to dekhtay hain kay 9 baj rahay hotay hain aur wahin per aik parchi parri hoti hai, jis per likha hota hai "Uthiyee 6 baj chukay hain.
 

 
    Qaidi hota  hai   ek qaidi ko police walay zor zor se maar rahay hote hain.   wo usko jitna maartay wo utni zor zor se hans raha hota hai.   ek danda parta... cheekh cheekh kar hansta... hahahahhaha..   thapar parta.. or zor se hansta .. hahahhahahah.   akhir police walay pareshan aagaye. ek Police walay ne poocha bhai tumhara masla kya hai? tumeh hum mar rahay hain or tum hansay ja rahay ho?   Qaidi bola: Tumeh pata he nahee hai tum ghalat aadmi ko maar rahay ho !..... hahhaha
 

                                                                 
            "brain" tumer   There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa sing, "Singh saab, how come you are celebrating?"..... comes the reply : Its the first time that a sardar has died of "brain" tumour !!"


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