[Hindi_Jokes] COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS...PART - 80
COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME..
VIKASH..
vikash029@gmail.
vikash029@yahoo.
**** PART- 80 ****
1) 5 lovly words-"i'll top my class
4 pleasant words-'I'll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER"
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2) In india,we hav only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
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3) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
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4) Its a Fact-
A-Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..
Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls...!
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5) "FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!
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6) Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
jo Doli me aati hai
aur gale pad jati hai.
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7) English Teacher:
Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student:
When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they
comfortable, "NOR" are we!
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8) Santa told his frnd: " Yaar 1 ladki mujko hans k dekh rahi hai"
Frnd: "Dhyan se dekh..hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai.!"
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9) Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA
ki jodi lagti hai_
Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
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10) 20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali
hai,ye kaisi diwali hai,sensex hai bhara bhara,par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi
khali khali hai.!
www.smsgupshup.
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to
love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
VIKASH..
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vikash029@yahoo.
+919831090604
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